alright, so decompression sickness, a robot from Futurama, a kink in a river, Radiohead's second album, and a city in Deschutes County Oregon get in a fight...

yeah...

it was a battle of the bends

Fake Problems was awesome ( Read more... )

i realized i'm not writing straight up poetry anymore, i'm writing songs, but i just can't play guitar and sing at the same time, so for now they're still poetry and not what they're probably suposed to be, like this, it's a lame poem, but a mediocre psuedo(notatall)revolutionary angsty teen anthem... of sorts... even though each "stanza" could be ( Read more... )

anybody know what that weird foreign-esque scientific experiment gone wrong blockhead tv thing commerical (you won't know what i'm talking about unless you've seen it) is that they're showing at Reno theaters, i don't know if it's limited to Riverside, but i saw it twice there, once for Pan's Labyrinth and once for 300

what the hell is it?

it's

i made this cd for my mommy. for no reason. just cause she's wonderful to me ( Read more... )

here's a song i wrote about the internet ( Read more... )

i want to be a singer/kayboardest or bassist in a post-dance-punk band, but it'd be dancier than every other dance-punk band and hardcore-ier than every other post-punk band, and our live show would be rivaled only by live manaquin decapitations and giant hamster balls.

any takers?

Western world economics, child bearingThe little plastic heater ( Read more... )

here's the dream i had today after school ( Read more... )

With great facial hair comes great responsibility ( Read more... )