thankfully, once they shut up, you totally want to do them again.

just kidding.

just click the blog. it's funny

OH! and there's celebrity gossip that's super easy to guess.

WILLAM
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I went to American Idol last week & saw Lloyd Webber in the bathroom too.

Seriously. no Shitting you.

go read

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WILLAM

Amanda Lepore, Karen Black and ME are all in the scene ( Read more... )

Tell you what you're gonna do...

You're gonna wait until it gets outta the body shop.

Yes yes yes. The man hit it from behind.

My car was also struck ;)

read all about it

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Enterprisin'

WILLAM

"Places" has been called.

But nature is calling right then too!

What do you do? 2 girls, 1 cup it? Hold it?

I went through this very kind of hell and lived to blog about it.

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Love & Laxatives,
WILLAM

What did you go as? I was copyright infringement with a big case of blue balls.

check it out here

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Check the candy for blades people,
WILLAM

My talents are gigantic!

I do letters and numbers. The math is tricky but i'm a think-on-my-feet type of gal.

come on out and call a bingo game with me on stage.

7 and 9 pm seatings.

WILLAM
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Go check it out.

Techinically it's not an outfit, more of an accesory. But you know us gays. I mean really....a strap-on is equivialent to some tragic rhinestone bauble bought @ Claire's right?

Assesrize it!

WILLAM
ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com

I just lost out on a hot part for a Granny.

But I don't feel bad because so did Carson Kressley.

How on earth does playing a gay guy in a Hilary Duff movie and a gay elf costumer in The Year without a Santa Claus make it even possible for you to get in a room with geniouses like Ryan Murphy on a Brad Pitt produced show ( Read more... )

Go read about it and comment
(Willam Bart Vanity Belli be thy name)

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Notagirlnotyetawomanshemalingly,

WILLAM