005 ❈ voice / action } goldenrod city

[nodoubleteam]

[ voice ]

And here we are again, Johto. Greetings.

[and this little number starts off with the sound of chattering, along with the rattle of coins. gambling? who's gambling.]

Let's begin this afternoon with a small inquiry. How surprising, really. [more coin rattling. there's a bit of a shift on this side of the feed--wherever he is (which is

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[action]

[conflictedrebel]

[(unsure) who dis punk be? Kanji eyes Jade curiously.]

You gonna play?

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[conflictedrebel]

Maybe...

[YES. FUCK YOUR SMILES JADE.]

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[nodoubleteam]

And how is yours?

[:) guess who's looking over again.]

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[conflictedrebel]

's fine.

[if he could he would so wipe that smug look off of your pansy assed face-- RRG. SELF-CONTROL.]

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[nodoubleteam]

Hm?

[just giving a glance to kanji's empty rewards drawer. as if this wasn't a surprise! he's enjoying trolling kanji far too much, yes.]

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[conflictedrebel]

It's fine

[ kanji tatsumi's rage-o-meter isn't it glorious? you've just reached the level of TAKIN U PUNKS ↓!!!! How do you feel Jade? In a couple of minutes he will be trying to beat you with the stool]

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[nodoubleteam]

[oh, are we having a stool battle? jade's shifting a bit in preparation, because he knows (or rather, expects) something will be coming soon. he's egging this on, and he knows it.

but you know, he'll put more coins in his own slot machine and get another payout. just to rub salt unto kanji's wound.]

[action]

[conflictedrebel]

[but of course, there is no way but to duke this out like manly men. slowly, he moves like the night and grabs the stool's legs and quickly swings for Jade's head.]

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[nodoubleteam]

[jade may be an old man, but he isn't a soldier for nothing. that is to say with the speed of a fifteen-year old boy, he is getting off his stool and lifting it to meet kanji's attempted blow. sure, it's not materializing stuff out of his arm, but he can still show his skeelz.]

What a rowdy child you are. [just holding the stool there.] Why don't you take a seat?

[action]

[conflictedrebel]

Yanno, normally I'm against raising my fists against an old man. But for you I'll make an exception. [And with that he swings again. YOU PICKED THE WRONG TEEN TO TROLL, JADE. FIGHTING WITH CHAIRS/DESKS IS THIS DOOD'S SPECIALTY!!!!]

[action]

[nodoubleteam]

I'm flattered. [no, he really isn't. were jade curtiss a regular old man, he would most likely have a chair smashed on his face. jade is, however, jade curtiss, so he's meeting all of kanji's blows with his own little chair parries.]

[action]

[conflictedrebel]

Glad to hear it. [HE WILL USE YOUR TROLLING WORDS AS HIS FUEL FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!! He swings the stool some more. sobbing, he is so out of shape with chair fighting. WHERE'S A DUNGEON WHEN YOU NEED ONE?!?!?!]

[action]

[nodoubleteam]

[god, kanji, don't make him strike at your legs. not that he would, because right now he finds the whole "holding off an angry teenager in a casino with a stool" a very amusing part of his day. one he wouldn't trade off for anything else.]

At this rate I really won't have a leg to stand on. [he says, as kanji's stool hits the leg of his own.]

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[conflictedrebel]

Real funny. [HE SWINGS SOME MORE.]

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[nodoubleteam]

From your tone, it sounds like the humor was lost in the situation. [kanji jade has all day to do this. except no, he doesn't have the patience, so he might just be pushing back on that stool and trying to disarm our little delinquent. children these days are so rowdy.]

[action]

[conflictedrebel]

's cause it wasn't. [HE WILL JUST KEEP SWINGING BRO, HE CAN DO THIS ALL DAY.]