Yes, well, um, careful where you step in the driveway. I probably didn't get it all with the vacuum.
"Woo!"
Yeah, he's cool. I like the people there. They know the eye! If I could see out of it better I'd love to just walk around in public with it on, or like sneak into a big public place with it and just start dancing in the middle of a crowd or something, but I'd probably end up tripping over children or something. Sarah might come over later this week to photograph me doing eyebally things with it, like watching TV, playing video games, trying to figure out how to eat without a mouth...
Oh yeah, perhaps. I don't know if there's really enough left but I also don't know about the durability of bike tires anymore. Crabs took that piece of knowledge from my brain.
My life has reached a whole new level. Bonus eyeball level. Today at work we had to test this survey thing my boss made so we had to dump a bunch of data into the fields and submit it so I go ask him if it's working and he's like "yeah, here it all is... 'i know but won't tell you' [in response to a 'what is the key to good business whatever blah blah blah' type question], that has to be you, right?" "yeah..." "who put hamsters?!" "me again." And there was some question about how do you wind down after a workday and he looks at the answers for that one and says "'walk around the office with a giant eyeball mask' yeah okay..." and then I went back in the other room and was like "was I the only one that put weird shit in the form?" and the other two guys are like "huh?" "uh, what?" AND NOW THEY KNOW.
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i can't believe i missed the breaking.
these pics rock. i love the "behind the scenes" (QUOTES!) ones taken from your hiding spot.
also? fucking also? YOU ARE THE FUCKING KING. i can't believe you did that. yes i can. your boss fucking rules.
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Yes, well, um, careful where you step in the driveway. I probably didn't get it all with the vacuum.
"Woo!"
Yeah, he's cool. I like the people there. They know the eye! If I could see out of it better I'd love to just walk around in public with it on, or like sneak into a big public place with it and just start dancing in the middle of a crowd or something, but I'd probably end up tripping over children or something. Sarah might come over later this week to photograph me doing eyebally things with it, like watching TV, playing video games, trying to figure out how to eat without a mouth...
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oh, good idear. i might want to be careful with my bike tires too, then.
BRILLIANT. god, we should've gotten you one of those years ago! hehehehe!
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My life has reached a whole new level. Bonus eyeball level. Today at work we had to test this survey thing my boss made so we had to dump a bunch of data into the fields and submit it so I go ask him if it's working and he's like "yeah, here it all is... 'i know but won't tell you' [in response to a 'what is the key to good business whatever blah blah blah' type question], that has to be you, right?" "yeah..." "who put hamsters?!" "me again." And there was some question about how do you wind down after a workday and he looks at the answers for that one and says "'walk around the office with a giant eyeball mask' yeah okay..." and then I went back in the other room and was like "was I the only one that put weird shit in the form?" and the other two guys are like "huh?" "uh, what?" AND NOW THEY KNOW.
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