Fuck this shit!

[nocrackferu]

I'd love for things to start looking up, but the chances of that seem all too slim. A majority of my friends,(if you'd even call them that), are going to hell. The life around me seems to be turning to shit and it's going so fast I couldn't stop it even if I tried. Something needs to happen.

Fucking help.

Thanks?

Comments

[dork432]

come over

[nocrackferu]

NO!

talk to me

[casketclosed]

i know i wouldnt be able to help anything alone. i seriously think though that we should hangout. maybe we would be able to help eachother . if not i would still be happy to see you anyday.

i wish you were happy

Re: talk to me

[nocrackferu]

I need yer # cause I don't have a phone.

[i_gouge]

it ain't gonna turn into a life sucking vortex as long as you do as the beastie boys advise and check yr head

[nocrackferu]

we all know the Beastie Boys wouldn't lie.

[nicholas_hill]

Ok, if you want things to start looking up, just try one of these:

1.) The next time you find yourself waiting in a line, yell out "Hey everyone, it's Flying Pig!" Everybody that knows whats what will be sure to look.

2.) Put nakket pictures of the Pope on a Billboard. People will look up, but will then quickly look down in disgust.

3.) [This one's my favorite] Nail the back of people's phuckin' heads to their necks. They really won't have much of a choice after that now will they?!?

I hope the use of these tactics can result in a positive experience for "The Kristin"...

[nocrackferu]

I like #3, I think it would be the most affective. Thanks.