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[nobodys_daddy]

What have you most regretted losing?

The scythe. That last battle. My life.

Think that pretty much sums it up.

Comments

[giles_bot]

*RUN PROGRAM: NEW_PROGRAM_001*
*SMILE INTENSITY: 22%*
*ACTIVATE GREETING*

Hello! I do not know you! Would you uh uhm uh like a cup of tea?

[giles_bot]

Ethan instructed me not to uh uhm uh 'have sex with' or 'try to kill' anyone on my journey to pester, Caleb!

[nobodys_daddy]

...To pester who, exactly?

[giles_bot]

To 'pester someone else', Caleb!

[nobodys_daddy]

I see. How's that tea coming along?

[giles_bot]

*WATER TEMPERATURE: 100 DEGREES CELSIUS ATTAINED*

Would you like it now, Caleb?

[nobodys_daddy]

Might as well.

[giles_bot]

*TRANSFER TEA TO TARGET*

I hope you like the tea, uh uhm uh Caleb! Would you like some more tea, Caleb?

[nobodys_daddy]

*takes the cup before the bot lets go of it*

That'll be enough for now, thanks. I'll maybe have more when I've drunk this.

[giles_bot]

Of course, Caleb!

[nobodys_daddy]

Thanks.

[giles_bot]

Would you like a song, Caleb? Would uh uhm uh you like a cup of tea, Caleb?

[nobodys_daddy]

Ain't finished this tea, yet. Go ahead an' sing if you want to, though.

[giles_bot]

What song would you prefer, Caleb?

[nobodys_daddy]

Whichever you like.

[giles_bot]

I will sing uh uhm uh Ethan's favourite, Caleb!

*RUN SAVED QUERY: LADY IN RED, ERIC CLAPTON.*

I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight