OMG! They're Like, Totally MFEO!
Authors' Note: For Joan and Aspen, Happy Valentine's Day from Lynne and Georgia. We wrote this for you. And as much as we love you both, we do need to stress that this gift comes with a "no returns, no exchanges, no apologies" policy. <3
Valentine's Day is a day of romance and red roses, cuddling couples in cozy corners, poetry and passion, intimate little tables for two in softly lit rooms with low music playing in the background.
All of that has been assembled here, in a lovely pink room, with tea for two at a tiny table. It is the absolute epitome of romance.
Assuming you're an overly sentimental seventy-year old woman. Or a twelve-year old girl.
Valentine's Day is a day of romance and red roses, cuddling couples in cozy corners, poetry and passion, intimate little tables for two in softly lit rooms with low music playing in the background.
All of that has been assembled here, in a lovely pink room, with tea for two at a tiny table. It is the absolute epitome of romance.
Assuming you're an overly sentimental seventy-year old woman. Or a twelve-year old girl.