DPP: Cards Against Humanity

[embolalia]

I hope you all have time to play today, because this will be awesome if it works!

For those of you unfamiliar with Cards Against Humanity, it is Apples to Apples but with horrifying, offensive things instead of nice, polite things. If you are unfamiliar with Apples to Apples as well, here's a synoposis of the rules:

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[callmeonetrack]

Former Commander Lee Adama decides to slim down using the newest fad diet. What is it?

[callmeonetrack]

Agriculture

[callmeonetrack]

I hear Gaius Baltar knows something about farming...

[callmeonetrack]

Vigorous jazz hands

[word_vomity]

Kara + Lee = ____________________ ?

[word_vomity]

My soul.

[word_vomity]

My relationship status

[word_vomity]

You win. It's funny because it's true. ;)

[word_vomity]

In a world ravaged by cylons, their only solace is ______________.

[word_vomity]

The clitoris.

[word_vomity]

Can't argue with that. WINNER!

[embolalia]

Hurray!

[kl_shipper1]

When Lee Adama is President of the Twelve Colonies, he will create the Department of _____________.

[kl_shipper1]

Tasteful Sideboob

(totally a card!)

[kl_shipper1]

Daddy Issues

[kl_shipper1]

*snorts* You win!

[embolalia]

When Kara's in hack, she'll have _______ smuggled in.

[embolalia]

72 Virgins

[embolalia]

Somehow I think Kara would rather someone with experience ;)

[embolalia]

Her personal stash of booze