Essay Day is Heeeeeeereeee!!!!

Jan 16, 2012 09:46

wicked_sassyhas graciously allowed me to co-host with her today and bring you
ESSAY DAY:  PILOTS PROSE FOR A NEW WAVE OF FANGIRLS (and boys).

What awaits you:

Essays.  Haiku.  Malarkey.  The Shipper Nation Make-A-Wish Foundation.

For those of you who have prepared essays beforehand:
First off, gold star for you!!!  Way to prepare ahead.  Now….
     1.     Go forth ( Read more... )

essay contest, writing challenge, daily pilots post

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Re: tl;dr -- A Kara/Lee Smut Discourse. aka Prepared Nora Prepared! anamarya January 16 2012, 20:29:23 UTC
I love how our quasi-intellectual tone has just gone straight to hell today.

YES, but it's so fun like this.

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Re: tl;dr -- A Kara/Lee Smut Discourse. aka Prepared Nora Prepared! word_vomity January 16 2012, 19:49:31 UTC
BAHAHAHAHA! Girl, I love that you have a potty mouth & mind to rival my own! It's rare to find such well done obscenity. It's an art form of its own, really. Although, I disagree that Lee EVER goes down on Kara enough in fic. Where is all this oral fic woman?! Give it to me now!! ;p

Good job with this. After I finished mine I noticed there was a SHOCKING lack of 'I love them because they are sexy and pretty and make me want to do naughty things' to be found.

*is ashamed of myself*

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Re: tl;dr -- A Kara/Lee Smut Discourse. aka Prepared Nora Prepared! scifishipper January 16 2012, 20:02:09 UTC
Very fun!

In short, the problem IMO is that RDM kind of sucks at sex scenes. He's all about the UST and the trickery, but there's very little SEX in his sex scenes. I don't get very turned on by anything other than Kara's dream bc, well, it's actual sex. RDM went out of his way to use cinematography with K/L that REDUCED their sexual tension. DO YOU KNOW WHAT GENIUS THAT HAD TO REQUIRE????? *snort*

I do actually enjoy the Scar scene a lot, of course, because that's about the sexiest REAL scene we get. The UB dirt!sexing scene is one of the unsexiest sex scenes I've ever seen, save Kara's yummy Oh!face. The camera angle, the non-romantic sense of action...DNW.

Now, in my head and in fic, these scenes are COMPLETELY ON FIRE. HOLY FRAKKING HELL.

NO ONE WRITES SMUT LIKE K/L SHIPPERS. GIVE ME SOME VIOLENCE, SOME ALPHA!LEE, SOME KICKYOURASSANDLETMEFUCKYOUSTARBUCK SEX AND I AM ALL IN.

KARA/LEE SMUT WRITERS, I LOVE YOU.

SO SAY WE ALL!

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Re: tl;dr -- A Kara/Lee Smut Discourse. aka Prepared Nora Prepared! anamarya January 16 2012, 20:25:50 UTC
GIVE ME SOME VIOLENCE, SOME ALPHA!LEE, SOME KICKYOURASSANDLETMEFUCKYOUSTARBUCK SEX AND I AM ALL IN.

oh YES - THIS

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Re: tl;dr -- A Kara/Lee Smut Discourse. aka Prepared Nora Prepared! lanalucy January 1 2013, 03:28:41 UTC
Those last four lines made me laugh out loud here, nearly a year later. I'm sitting here reading this DPP and just giggling my ass off!

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Re: tl;dr -- A Kara/Lee Smut Discourse. aka Prepared Nora Prepared! winegums January 16 2012, 21:20:01 UTC
re: Daybreak, I could have done with some proper outmaking on that table before the glass broke. I am not mad at the flashback, but WHY couldn't it have been just a little bit more? They barely got to the kissing before it all ended!

And this:

Maybe too many other fandoms I’ve been a part of are dominated by thirteen year old girls

It's actually funny you should say that, because this is one of the older fandoms I've been in (as in, everyone in it currently is over 21, and most over 25 at least as of the last shipper friending meme). I don't think teenagers were the ones watching BSG to begin with, and I'm with you on appreciating what life experience brings to the table in terms of the sex writing.

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