Get Ready 'Cuz Here it Comes: PILOT!PORN BATTLE
100 Ways to Pilot!Porn it up! WELL DONE, SHIPPER NATION, WELL DONE!
Get your thinking caps on, start your "research," train those imaginations.
The Battle Begins at MIDNIGHT (12 am EST) on Tuesday, March 1!
(Post is closed for comments until then.)
RULES - Please read!
1. Choose a prompt from the list below, and write a fic based on the prompt.
2. Post it as a comment here, or reply with a link to the fic on your LJ.
3. If it's longer than 500 words, please post on your LJ.
4. If you choose to post on your LJ, please do not friends-lock the post.
5. You're welcome to post to other communities; however, please include a link to this post.
6. Prompts may be used multiple times and they may be combined in the same fic.
7. Though this is a "porn battle", fics do not need to include adult content. You may write romance or simply two characters interacting platonically.
8.In the subject line, please use this format: [Title, Rating, Prompt #.] Please use MPAA-style ratings of G, PG, PG-13, R, NC-17. Use this handy guide for reference.
9. When leaving feedback, be careful to reply to the actual fic comment, and not the entire post, or the author might never see your feedback.
10. This battle will close on Tuesday, March 15, at 11:59pm EST.
PROMPTS
1. Lee gets a little tied up before CAP.
2. Saul Tigh wins the when-are-they-gonna-frak pool.
3. "The Major" shows up on Pegasus.
4. Kara finds Lee taking a bubble bath.
5. Lee acts like a jerk and needs to make amends.
6. Kara visits Lee in the Pegasus brig.
7. After a Cylon attack, the Pegasus starts progressively losing power across the ship, leaving Kara and Lee trapped in a pitch black room (damn power locks), alone.
8. On Kobol, Kara teases Lee about their spontaneous kiss when she returned home from Caprica. Alpha!Lee makes an appearance.
9. 10 seconds after Kara walks out in Scar, she comes back.
10. Fill in the missing sexytimes on New Cap.
11. Lee and Kara share a dirty!bad!wrong secret from when Zak was still alive.
12. On Earth, Kara asks Lee what he's going to do with the rest of his life. He grabs her and says "You". She doesn't poof.
13. Sam is revealed to be a Cylon right after Kara rescues him.
14. A bunch of pilots get leave time (Kara and Lee included, duh) and, instead of just sitting around drinking, they go to a dance club on Could Nine.
15. Kara boxes with Lee instead of Helo at the end of "Scar."
16. Lee plays a trick on Kara, J. Walter Weatherman style, trying to teach her a lesson.
17. Kara is a chopper pilot in Vietnam. She picks up Lee and a few wounded soldiers just this side of the enemy line.
18. Lee and Kara are Secret Service agents. They're on vacation with the Prez in Hawaii.
19. Kara and Lee are bounty hunters going after the same target.
20. Lee meets Kara two months after Zak's death. She's engaged to Sam Anders.
21. Kara is the CAG. Lee is the Captain of the Salpica. He's left his ship to join the fleet and train as a nugget.
22. Lee wanders into a D/s club on Cloud Nine.
23. Kara gives Lee the last tube of Tauron toothpaste. Why?
24. Zak tells Lee a secret about Kara.
25. Kara's last days on Galactica are spent putting her meager belongings into boxes to transfer over to the Atlantia. She finds a letter from Lee and it reminds her of the last time they were together.
26. Kara calls Lee out on his visits to Shevon.
27. Kara and Lee don't bother to hide their affair.
28. After the hanger bay fistfight about her night with Baltar, Lee follows Kara to apologize
29. From Razor, after Kara tells Lee she’s transferring back to Galactica, he throws her a private goodbye party
30. Kara thinks of a way to bring Lee out of his ‘post-spacewalk’ funk
31. Kara suggests to Lee a threesome with Laura, it turns out she meant christening the Blackbird Galactica-style
32. Lee and Kara are members of the X-Men. Snikt.
33. Noir detective-pilots.
34. 1 raptor, 2 pilots on a recon mission, and 3 hours to kill before their rendezvous with the G.
35. Lee has enough of Kara's innuendo and confronts her. In the shower.
36. A drunken game of one-upsmanship goes all the way because neither will admit being outdone and put a stop to it.
37. Alpha!Lee has had enough of Kara's brattiness and decides to show her who's in charge.
38. Kara and Lee's water fight on Cloud Nine gets them hot and bothered, and they decide to take it somewhere private.
39. Rather than Sam with his pyramid team, Kara finds Lee heading up the resistance on Caprica--he'd been leading a survival exercise when the Cylons nuked the Colonies.
40. One hard and fast frak during the mutiny, please.
41. Lee comforts Kara after Sam goes into the goo bath.
42. Kara comforts Lee after Dee's funeral. (
43. Lee doesn't exactly smack Kara in the mouth, but he does get her to follow orders.
44. Kara and Lee argue after she fails all of the nuggets in AoC. She doesn't step back.
45. Lee is the one with the "we've got to get what we can while we still can" speech in Scar.
46. Kara goes after Lee when Zak passes out in Daybreak.
47. Post CAP sexy times in shower. Sam goes to find Kara, Lee notices he's there, Kara doesn't. Lee's proves a point and doesn't stop.
48. Kara and Lee end up in the same bar on the Prometheus looking for hookups but find each other instead.
49. Kara's a soldier and Lee is the news reporter embedded with her squad.
50. One year before the G's decommissioning is planned the pilots are at the same transfer station waiting to go back to their ships after R&R.
51. Galactica's pilots play "Seven Minutes in Heaven" and Kara and Lee end up locked in a storage closet.
52. Kara loses a bet and has to kiss Lee in front of everyone in the rec room. Things get out of hand.
53. Kara shows up on Lee's first "date" with Dee and makes him an offer he can't refuse. (yeah, no shooting & no Billy dying is acceptable here)
54. Lee hears about Kara's yelling out his name when she's with Baltar and demands a re-enactment
55. Kara reflects on the differences between kissing her wingman, her lover, her superior officer, and her husband (all of whom happen to be the same man, ie. Lee).
56. A week after groundbreaking on New Caprica, Lee ends up confronting Kara over her marriage, and she his; mucho pilots-pushing-buttons, results in sex and (nonlethal) violence.
57. Drunken pilots exchange fantasies over shots; Lee and Kara stumble over their own while trying *not* to name the other.
58. Lee and Kara are roomies at the Academy; nature takes its course.
59. Kara doesn't let Lee get up off the bench he's laying on in Home Pt1.
60. A/U Crossover Kara and Lee are Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I want the fighting/frakking in the house scene.
61. Pilots in an elevator.
62. A/U Pilots are hot half naked professional surfers competing against each other
63. Pilots hurt/comfort where the hurt (injury/kidnapping/traumatic event of your choice) is only a gateway to a comfort (snuggles/talking about feelings/helping with recovery and physical therapy, etc)
64. Kara and Lee find an ice cream planet and proceed to get down and very dirty
65. Pilots are forced to share a rack
66. Pilots pretend to be a couple for some reason
67. Sexing spurred by "OMGs YOU ALMOST DIED! FOR REALS THIS TIME!"
68. Stealth!Snuggling Occurs (Possibly followed by denial!)
69. Lee gets hurt, Kara provides comfort (or vice-versa)
70. Lee saves Kara's life, gets a reward
71. The heating system breaks; pilots get naked
72. Grief!sex OVER SOMEONE OTHER THAN ZAK
73. 24 Hours Leave (Bow chicka bow bow!)
74. Stranded/Left behind by the rest of the fleet
75. Towel-related hijinks
76. Viper sex (define as you wish)
77. Food porn (define as you wish)
78. "We have to make a baby, the president said so!" (aka the Repopulation Lottery matches Lee and Kara, by accident or by someone else's design/tampering)
79. Clothing malfunctions!
80. Hand-over-mouth
81. one pilot catches the other self-pleasuring (bonus points for name-moaning!)
82. K/L get marooned on a desert island
83. Kara's a resident and Lee's a fresh-faced nurse
84. Kara finds Lee wet-dreaming(Kara's POV).
85. K/L are locked in a confined space.
86. It begins with an ill timed handshake
87. Sexing with clothes on.
88. "Manipulating" each other under the triad table.
89. Power outage
90. 'The kid is finally asleep'
91. Keeping quiet was half the fun
92. [Using a] Blindfold
93. Multiple positions and the one they hadn't tried yet
94. Lee tells Kara about Ellen Tigh's footsie incident. Kara takes great care to show Lee that he belongs to her.
95. Lee discovers that Kara has the last bar of chocolate in the fleet and begs her for just a small piece. She makes him work for it.
96. Cheesy anniversary presents.
97. Kara is put on bed-rest, Lee and the Old Man have to lock her in quarters to keep her from overdoing. Lee makes it up to her.
98. First date-night without the new baby.
99. Kara/Lee compete with Sharon/Helo for loudest sex.
100. PILOTS. SEX. ANY