[It's Monday evening, the night before the West Side Story auditions, and Tybalt hasn't seen his not!son since certain... revelations the week before.

Failure at human feeling that he is, Tybalt nevertheless finds this disconcerting, and is therefore interfering.]

Boy?

[Knock knock knock on your bedroom door, Kurt.]

[Hey.

Hey, housemates.

Hey.

Tybalt's in your kitchen, drinking (store-bought) milk straight from the carton and then putting it back.

Yeah.

Happy Saturday.]

[You know the drill, folks.

HOWEVER.

Today, Tybalt's in a worse mood than ever. A rather... edgy and anticipatory kind of bad mood.

You can practically hear the tension.]

[tag Mercutio!]

[Sup Mayfield. Butchers gonna butcher, etc.

Accordingly, Tybalts gonna Tyb, a word which here means "look really pissed off that he got stuck with a new not!son".

HE HAS NO IDEA WHO ELSE HAS JUST ARRIVED IN MAYFIELD.

If you'd like to imagine a dramatic musical sting right there, you're more than welcome to.]

[As far as Tybalt's perception goes, his existence suddenly cuts from Lucy's call to Tybalt himself lying on the floor of the kitchen with the phone still hanging off the hook and his face in a small pool of his own saliva.

He's also sore, far moreso than he's been since he came to Mayfield (save when he was riddled with bullets at the dairy). He ( Read more... )

[phone]

Well.

I don't know if we'll ever know what happened back there...

But I'm damned glad it's over.

[Action:

Well, hey, customers and coworkers. Your friendly neighborhood butcher is back at work, if by friendly you mean "grim and unsmiling". Except he's... well, his mood has genuinely improved, at least a little bit. His expression's neutral ( Read more... )

Tybalt's learned how to use a hunting rifle, which he has brought to the dairy and will be using on Grady's minions and, um, anybody else he doesn't recognize. He's also got a few knives and is physically conditioned like whoa, SO.

If it's at all possible, I'd like to use this as a major establishing moment for how sadistic and outright brutal he ( Read more... )

[While some people are heading out to the highway and others are desperately warning not to, Tybalt's discovered something far more interesting ( Read more... )

[O hai Vince. Your scary coworker has found out that you live at 1332 Benny Road.

And he's knocking on the door.

More like pounding, really.]

NOIR? ARE YOU IN THERE?

[Enjoy your Saturday.]

[phone, usual filters ( Read more... )