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[no_good_tsuna]

It's getting to the point where you just don't want to go outside. Wading through a sea of turkeys, some pecking your legs and too many of them staring at you is bad enough. But now every time I open the door, it's like a field of death. I don't have anything against hunting (as long as I don't have to do it), but it's a little excessive, don't you

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[mistshine]

Hm? The pilgrim I talked to wasn't rude. ... Picky, but not rude.

[no_good_tsuna]

Let's see, I was told I failed, called a noob, and told to GTFO. You must have met a better brand of pilgrim.

[mistshine]

... Uhhh. Probably. He had a big nose and kind of looked like the shop-keepers.

[no_good_tsuna]

I'll try that next time. The one I was talking to looked like a cat with a demented grin. It's hanging out in front of the apartment building, so it's hard to avoid him.

[sonofabat]

I don't see the appeal of killing them wholesale. They're so stupid and plentiful it's about as exciting as cutting grass. I just boot the the dumb things out of the way.

[no_good_tsuna]

I just try to avoid them, but now I'm slipping on turkey guts. It's... very unsettling.

[thelostseraph]

Try conversing with the ones with the appearance of a a small stuffed animal with wings. They appear to be the only species capable of speaking intelligibly.

[no_good_tsuna]

I'll keep that in mind, thanks. I should have known not to trust any animal that grins like that.

[thelostseraph]

. . . As for myself, I would be suspicious of any creature that spoke as if it were suffering from acute brain damage.

[no_good_tsuna]

That can be a lot of people.

[heroic_commoner]

Personally, I'm just relieved that the island's doing something annoying, rather than something actively traumatizing.

[no_good_tsuna]

I find this a little traumatizing. There's blood everywhere.

[heroic_commoner]

Well, I guess, but they're not attacking or anything.

[no_good_tsuna]

Wild animals attacking me I'm used to. Passing headless turkeys as I walk to school, not so much. It's like living in a horror movie. Well, one for turkeys.

[no_good_tsuna]

Hibari!! I wouldn't exactly call it complaining. More... making observations!

[no_good_tsuna]

Those were from you?!