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no_dad_no

[Second Unnecessarily Invasive Experiment] - MAO IS STILL ALIVE

Jan 10, 2009 19:17

[And so he emerges, as beautiful as a butterfly from its cocoon, except that by "butterfly" I mean "the monster from the movie Alien" and by "cocoon" I mean "some guy's chest." He's sweaty, sleep-deprived, and heavily dusted with Cheetos and snack cake crumbs.]

So uh... did I miss anything?

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flonnezilla January 11 2009, 17:12:57 UTC

Mao! Go take a bath.

no_dad_no January 11 2009, 19:54:29 UTC

But Mooooooooooooom I don't waaaaaaanna!

flonnezilla January 14 2009, 07:28:38 UTC

I really would appreciate it if you took a bath.

overlordinate January 11 2009, 18:46:55 UTC

No.

Except you're not a main character anymore.

no_dad_no January 11 2009, 19:58:01 UTC

That's what I--WHAT?!

overlordinate January 11 2009, 20:25:34 UTC

Haaahahaha! It's almost worth me not being on either!

no_dad_no January 11 2009, 22:33:40 UTC

DON'T ACT AS THOUGH--aha! You're not either!

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darkmastern January 14 2009, 01:18:54 UTC

Mao! so you are he-

*Holds her nose*

Wow.. you.. really smell bad... You should take a bath.. to stay clean.. No one's gonna follow you as an Overlord if you smell like you've already died!

But don't worry! I've got some soap and perfume with me, all sorts of things that will get you smelling respectable in no time!

*Rummages through her stuff*