Through The Mirror

[no_bedof_roses]

Alexa woke up very early, frightfully so, with a giant cat upon her chest

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[no_bedof_roses]

"Are you here for the unbirthday, too?"

He was quite large, with a very thick skull and neck, but Alexa thought he seemed as sweetly dense as a fudge brownie.

"Did you bring your balls to play croquet with the King?"

OOC: *dies, dies, gets up and dies again* It's perfect!!!!!!

[no_bedof_roses]

"Oh, I can understand about comfort and all of that. But you seem so very big and brave and strong. Surely you play the Game better than any of the others can."

Alexa sat down on the tree stump, and smiled sweetly.

[flexibledancer]

Out in an opening, there stood a man, juggling quite skilfully as he entertained a few fans. All clapping and swooning and shrieking in glee as he showed great experience with juggling three.

His outfit quite odd, a pilot uniform of old, though he clearly enjoyed wearing it for his manner was bold.

With the appearance of a female the cheering fans all fled, leaving Jack to straighten the jaunty Captain's hat on top of his head. With his performance interrupted and his juggling halted, the Captain smiled over, still happily exalted.

"Hey little lady," he finally stated, adding a wink to prove his ego may be inflated. And even though his talents were never ending, he still gave up with all the rhyming crap.

ooc: I really couldn't resist some crack Alice rhyming time. xP

[no_bedof_roses]

Oooh! A sailor! She was impressed! Here was something to see.

"Hello, there. You in port long?"

Now this looked like a man who could play some croquet, that's for sure.

OOC: Heeee! This is great!

[flexibledancer]

"By port, I sure hope you mean airport, cause my skill of sailing is lacking.. though I am a man talented at all."

With juggling balls dropped and chest puffed out proud, Jack went about trying to look impressive.

"I am a fountain of knowledge and experience, ask of me anything and I will answer, or be able to do what you request really really well. Because I am the fountain of knowledge and experience.. did I say that bit already? Wait, yeah I did, I know that because I am the fount- I think you get the point."

[no_bedof_roses]

"You seem to have dropped your balls, sir, and you might need those later."

Alexa eyed his manly form in wonder. He really was impressive.

"Can you tell me the secret to immortal life? Or else kiss me stupid, so I don't care?"

[donanwoodswitch]

"So they won't let you play, either, I see," She strolled out towards the girl, and smiled as her skirts swished, "All of these sticks and balls. They are so busy whacking away that they've forgotten that without us, they'd be no good in the first place,"

[no_bedof_roses]

"Oh, yes, it's ever so true." She nodded eagerly. "If it weren't for us, all they would do is whack balls with the monkey."

[donanwoodswitch]

"Silly monkey. Don't they know we're far more fun to play with? I'm pretty handy with a stick, if I do say so myself. No one's ever complained about my technique," she said, matter of factly. "I think they underestimate our ability to handle sticks and balls. Shall we show them what's what?" Cassandra grinned, a mischevious twinkle in her eye. She hoped this girl would join her, because she wanted a friend to help her make the game much more fun. Besides, who would say no to two lovely girls like them? Surely, they wouldn't be THAT crazy?

[no_bedof_roses]

"Yes, we shall! We'll beat them, too! And we won't be girly or cry, like some others do." Alexa smiled brightly and nodded.

"The men will have to see that we should get to play, too. Or else we hire Gloria Allred and sue!"