EUROVISION!!!!!
OMG so every year I say I won't watch turn it on just for a look and get pulled in, but SERIOUSLY SO MUCH FUN!!
I've just spent 2 straight hours on msn with Beeve mocking and gasping and ewwing extremely a it. EUROVISION IS ON SERIOUS CRACK THIS YEAR!!!!
Not that there wasn't fail, HUGE MAJOR FAIL, in th form of out of tune porn girl with a dress hiked up round her fanny and Rocky horror red giant thing on her head woman from Germany and horse teeth barbie nightmare from Poland i think and Beeve rightly said she's so wooden a match would get rid off her in seconds!!
But god. there was pirate song from Latvia!!! complete wth jolly rodger in the lyrics!! and arse grabbing 0_____0
and crack tastic Jesus from France!!!! the backing singers had fake beards! and Beeve almost killed me laughing when she said 'he has the whole world in his hands' (he was holding a globe) it was SO WTF, bt not just them the Spanish had this old guy with plastic eww girls and this bad dad disco dance thing, LA ROBOCO!!!! LMAO
Bosnia and Herzegovina had this really CRACK washing line strange dancey Helena Bohnam Carter woman in a sticky out wired skirt with a comepletely manic grin tha eally was win!!
Finland kicked arse again with a rock one all classic rock hair, even though he SO played lik a girl, he holds his fret hand all dainty like i do on guitar hero!!
and Ukraine i think was porning it up for both genders but they had these light boxes the men were in at th begining and one did this slow hip ju thrust all supine and YUM *moustachio*
For those of you not in europe you'e missing out!
and now we're on the edge of ours seats WTFing at the results!!! cuz Greece keep getting votes and she practically stuck the mike up her!!! We're following Russia with the fit guy and ice skater *moustachio*
and OMG Russia is pulling away!!!! we're cheering the high points on for Russia!!!!! wooooooot (while i get all maths brain and work out differences and if they can win as i always do :P)
and the Swedish presentor is so cut and stuttery!!! i wanna squish his little ziggy alike self
42 LEAD!!!!!!
and Ukraine are ahead of greece now TAKE THAT GREECE
They can't be caught!!!! Russia have stormed ahead HELL YES!!!
RUSSIA WIN!!!!!!!!!!
and no we're both perving BIG TIME cuz he has his shirt WIDE open and VERY low trousers MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM and HIPBONES!!! and the song is DAMN GOOD!!!!
*ahem* so this got a bit commentaty at the end there sorry but it draws you in!!! \shuts up now
but in conclusion, eurovision + Beeve = MASSIVE WIN!! <333 THREE AND A HALF HOURS WELL SPENT!!
I've just spent 2 straight hours on msn with Beeve mocking and gasping and ewwing extremely a it. EUROVISION IS ON SERIOUS CRACK THIS YEAR!!!!
Not that there wasn't fail, HUGE MAJOR FAIL, in th form of out of tune porn girl with a dress hiked up round her fanny and Rocky horror red giant thing on her head woman from Germany and horse teeth barbie nightmare from Poland i think and Beeve rightly said she's so wooden a match would get rid off her in seconds!!
But god. there was pirate song from Latvia!!! complete wth jolly rodger in the lyrics!! and arse grabbing 0_____0
and crack tastic Jesus from France!!!! the backing singers had fake beards! and Beeve almost killed me laughing when she said 'he has the whole world in his hands' (he was holding a globe) it was SO WTF, bt not just them the Spanish had this old guy with plastic eww girls and this bad dad disco dance thing, LA ROBOCO!!!! LMAO
Bosnia and Herzegovina had this really CRACK washing line strange dancey Helena Bohnam Carter woman in a sticky out wired skirt with a comepletely manic grin tha eally was win!!
Finland kicked arse again with a rock one all classic rock hair, even though he SO played lik a girl, he holds his fret hand all dainty like i do on guitar hero!!
and Ukraine i think was porning it up for both genders but they had these light boxes the men were in at th begining and one did this slow hip ju thrust all supine and YUM *moustachio*
For those of you not in europe you'e missing out!
and now we're on the edge of ours seats WTFing at the results!!! cuz Greece keep getting votes and she practically stuck the mike up her!!! We're following Russia with the fit guy and ice skater *moustachio*
and OMG Russia is pulling away!!!! we're cheering the high points on for Russia!!!!! wooooooot (while i get all maths brain and work out differences and if they can win as i always do :P)
and the Swedish presentor is so cut and stuttery!!! i wanna squish his little ziggy alike self
42 LEAD!!!!!!
and Ukraine are ahead of greece now TAKE THAT GREECE
They can't be caught!!!! Russia have stormed ahead HELL YES!!!
RUSSIA WIN!!!!!!!!!!
and no we're both perving BIG TIME cuz he has his shirt WIDE open and VERY low trousers MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM and HIPBONES!!! and the song is DAMN GOOD!!!!
*ahem* so this got a bit commentaty at the end there sorry but it draws you in!!! \shuts up now
but in conclusion, eurovision + Beeve = MASSIVE WIN!! <333 THREE AND A HALF HOURS WELL SPENT!!