The Grove of Truths
"What in tarnation...?"
"Where am I?"
"Who are y'all?"
"The keepers of the Grove of Thruths. You may ask us..."
"...one question..."
"...past, future, or present..."
"...but be warned..."
"...that the truth..."
"...may not always be pleasant."
"Alright, then. I don't trust this place worth a hill o' beans, but I got a real bad feelin' about this feller Discord. What's gonna come o' this here mission we're on?"
"For the answer you seek..."
"...go ahead, take a peek."
"I hope I never see you again!"
"Me too!"
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
"It's settled, then."
"No! Our friendship... over?? That can't be true! It just can't!"
"When all the truth does..."
"...is make your heart ache..."
"...sometimes a lie is easier to take."
"Apple Jack! Thank goodness! I thought I heard voices over here... who were you talking to?"
"I was talkin' to... uh... nopony! Nopony whatsoever."
"What?"
"Nothin'. C'mon, uh, we best be goin'..."
"Did Apple Jack just...? Come on, Twilight, Apple Jack wouldn't lie!"