Stolen from the Abster.

[nmb86]

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

You heard the question, now answer it.

Please??

Comments

[virginia_fell]

It is the unanimous decision of Cornelius Multipass that you would be arrested for public nudity before anything else. Say, walking around drunk on a public street wearing only the Freaky Sheik getup.

[nmb86]

maybe...

[nerdzrule23]

railing JB poopars, faux sho.

[nmb86]

definitely.

[sistrgoldnhair]

I think you tried to give a kid some candy, and the kid freaked out and ran screaming that a stranger was trying to kidnap him, and you were arrested.

I added you, by the way.