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[nix_this]

There's a 6ft deep trench around half of my house. Am tempted to make my own moat.

Of fire

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[gadgetorious]

And the question we are all asking ourselves right now: WHAT IS STOPPING YOU, WOMAN?

[nix_this]

Insurance adjusters ruin everything. Can you believe a 10 foot wall of flame is not a covered risk? Well then, what is?? IT MAKES NO SENSE.

They were equally unimpressed with my attempt at compromise. I could totally settle for a 7 foot wall of flame. I'm not unreasonable LIKE SOME PEOPLE.

[gadgetorious]

6 ft wall of flames and regularly scheduled brush clearing? Surely NOBODY could say no to that.

[nix_this]

Except for the fascists at Primmum, apparently. Then the All State lady hung up on me, but maybe it was just a bad connection? I'll try again after this Geiko guy's done laughing.

Geez, it's not like I don't realize my premiums are going to go up since my house would be worth more if surrounded by the Flaming Flames of GLORY. I am prepared for this. It's like they don't want to make money.

Capitalists these days, eh? I just can't EVEN.

[nix_this]

As soon as I can work out these pesky insurance details, I am on it ;)

[starpanties]

As a health and safety professional, I think this a grand idea. Meets all my criteria for a safe household, what is the insurance company's DEAL?

[nix_this]

Ugh, I don't even know. You should totally write me a reference though. Maybe if I have backup they'll stop being so closed minded.

[caera1996]

That could be fun!

[stripedpetunia]

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