Comments | nix_this: I will never sleep again D=

nix_this

I will never sleep again D=

Mar 19, 2012 21:26

There were spiders in my walls.

Spiders. In. My. Walls.

And I let them out.

not a fucking handyman either, why don't they die--it's winter-ish, what's the opposite of domestic goddess?, can i just burn this thing down already?

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armourlet March 20 2012, 03:35:19 UTC

OH MY GOD WHAT

nix_this March 20 2012, 03:59:36 UTC

I'm cutting holes in my wall so I can get an inspector in to look at my foundation and EVERY HOLE I CUT HAD SPIDERS.

armourlet March 20 2012, 04:00:39 UTC

udiospdfodsfidsfjhsd fnsmd,sdfs augh jesus

svmadelyn March 20 2012, 03:42:43 UTC

Uhhhh put them BACK IN.

nix_this March 20 2012, 03:59:04 UTC

HOW DO YOU HERD SPIDERS? WITHOUT GOING NEAR THEM?

svmadelyn March 20 2012, 04:00:21 UTC

I THINK THAT IS MORE OF A QUESTION YOU ASK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU LET THEM OUT JSYK

nix_this March 20 2012, 04:04:13 UTC

D=

THIS WAS NOT INCLUDED IN ANY OF THE HOW TO POSTS! MIKE HOLMES YOU HAVE FAILED ME.

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janice_lester March 20 2012, 04:15:52 UTC

Weird. But yay progress towards foundation repair!

nix_this March 20 2012, 04:22:07 UTC

janice_lester March 20 2012, 04:30:21 UTC

That came across as insufficiently sympathetic, didn't it? Sorry. I'm still having trouble making it compute. You opened the walls and spiders came out?? That's even weirder than finding live birds in the fireplace.

nix_this March 20 2012, 04:34:10 UTC

Not unsympathetic, I'm just too traumatized to see the bright side yet.

I can't make my face stop spasming D=

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laria_gwyn March 20 2012, 04:17:55 UTC

DDDDD: WORST NIGHTMARE COME TO LIFE

nix_this March 20 2012, 04:22:49 UTC

I don't want to go back down there. But I have to. I left laundry out. Now there might be spiders in my clothes D=

starpanties March 20 2012, 04:39:46 UTC

NIGHTMARE ALERT NIGHTMARE ALERT

Is this going to turn into an episode of Supernatural?

nix_this March 20 2012, 04:41:10 UTC

IF THEY KILL ME IN MY SLEEP, I'M HAUNTING YOU.

inu_spockya March 20 2012, 05:24:47 UTC

dress in hazmat level 4 suit, then take flamethrower, .50 cal. rifle, 5 cases of ammo, MANY grenades, and some lavender-scented toilet water for those unfortunate aftermaths...

WUT! it would work!

nix_this March 20 2012, 17:38:14 UTC

YOUR SUGGESTIONS HAVE MERIT.

JFC, I have to do more tonight and I am already nervous D:

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