The Full Monty

[nix_this]

Title: The Full Monty
Author: nix_this
Beta: janice_lester is both my hero AND the wind beneath my wings. Have I ever told you that?
Universe/Series: Reboot
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Kirk/Scotty
Word count: ~1400
Genre: PWP
Summary: Comment porn for st_respect's first Tribble Orgy. Theme: LOCKDOWN. Now cleaned up and mostly typo free :)
They've done their duty, the ship is saved. Now they'

Comments

[rae1013]

OMG! I can't believe I read this. Seriously. I read nothing but K/S and Pinto but I just had to see what you came up with. Can I just say that this sounded like Scotty. I could totally see this scene and hear his voice. It was wonderful in a not-my-OTP kinda way. =)

[nix_this]

My new mission in life: Fandom must realize that Scotty is Hot FuzzShit!

I'm glad you like it! I hope the emotional wounds heal quickly XD

[secretsolitaire]

Of course Jim cheated! This was very hot. :-)

[nix_this]

Scotty/Kirk strip poker needs to happen!

I'm glad you liked it!

[thistlerose]

Eeee, I've been waiting for this since you mentioned it! It was lovely and hot. I really enjoyed how much fun they seem to be having with each other. Delight is so sexy.

[nix_this]

*g* actually this is bonus porn (you're welcome!) XD The one I was whining about is up at the main comm, locked until voting's over. BUT IT'S DONE! And it's 7500 words! And there's an ice planet! And one instance of using jim's unconscious body as a sled! And porn! Truly, it has everything XD

*cough* sorry about that.

Thank you!

[thistlerose]

So there's more, then? Excellent! (Scotty will drink to that.)

[nix_this]

Bet your arse he will!

[alpha_hydra]

:DDDDDDDDDDDD

OMG SCOTTY/JIM IS SERIOUSLY AWESOME AND SUPER HOT I LOVE IT SOOOO MUCH

You know I'm totally a k/s shipper, and I ship scotty/uhura, but damn. Jim's totally right; he needs to cheat at poker more often :P

I think my world may have just exploded from the awesome hotness of scotty and jim sexing it up in the engine room. Excuse me while I dance around from the excess awesome :)

[nix_this]

Hee! I'm so glad you liked it! And Scotty/Jim is the awesome and the sex wrapped up in a neat bow and sealed with lock tite! I hearts their nerdy, mechanically inclined porn ever so :D IT IS MY MISSION TO SHOW FANDOM THE GLORY OF THE KIRK/SCOTTY!!!

*dances with you*

[hoosierbitch]

TOTALLY AWESOME.

I love this pairing! And you wrote them so well - I love their mismatched wounds/tears from working on the ship, the friendly competitive nature of it, the playfullness that both characters possess - and this line is just wonderful: Jim's mastered the art of whirlwind nudity.

BRAVO!

[nix_this]

YAY! I love them too :D Clearly. I just get such happy, squishy, porny thoughts whenever I think about them working together down in the engine room and getting all greasy and sweaty and dirty before they GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!

AND GOD DAMN! Don't you just want Scotty to yell out :I'm giving it all I've got, Captain!" during sex??

And they totes work because they both understand the Enterprise always comes first! So no jealousy, just love and porn and really bad engineering analogies~!

*heart*

[hoosierbitch]

Okay, rereading, because your latest post reminded me of how much I love your Scotty/Kirk--and this time, my favorite part was that Jim cheated at poker. OF COURSE.

And, yes, you need to write the porn where Scotty yells "I'm giving it all I've got, Captain!"