Half of the people I hang out with have been overtaken by gimmicks. Guess what's not funny? Saying the same jokes over and over again for months on end!

But anyway, in Japan, when a hornet tries to invade the honey bee's hive, the honey bees swam him and roast him to death! (But only in Japan. Honey bees in other places are fucking pussies.)

I've decided to create a budget of sorts for myself. Today I took bottles into the grocery store and got about $15, in addtion to five dollars I already had. Now I have two dollars to my name. It's been like this the entire week. I mean, I spent about $10 grand total at thrift stores this week as well but every thing else has been spent on going ( Read more... )

So I once downloaded a whole bunch of versions of "The Sunny Side of the Street" and now I'm listening to this one by The Pogues. It's amazing. I can't tell if it's "The Sunny Side of the Street" I had in mind -- in fact, I can't understand 99% of what the lead singer is saying. It's like, "A grawoflh snoblels gsrasbuttfax foggog on the sunnyside ( Read more... )

Hot dogs are severely underrated.

I just had my interview with CVS ( Read more... )

Today I saw the world! But not white tailed deers. I did, however, see a tiny boy in a lobster sweater ( Read more... )

Oh dooooods! CVS by 9 mile just called and scheduled an interview for Thursday at 10AM. SWEET! It's probably a pretty dumb job but it's most likely going to pay better than Mack Ave Diner andddd it would be nice to have financial freedom again ( Read more... )

My Sega Genesis system desperately needs to start working again so I can stop thinking about life.

edit So I fixed it! i just spent like an hour playing Sonic and Tails II. I am rusty ( Read more... )

( I've always kind of wanted to do one of these surveys. )

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