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[nippa56]

i had a job interview today. emily's parting advice was 'if he seems rape-y, leave.' *facepalm* then, tonight, just as we were getting her ready for bed, eve interrupted the conversation emily and i were having to tell me, 'see? i've done it, your fat highness.' *FACEPALM

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[nippa56]

apaqrt from clothes advice and checking to make sure my make up was fine, that woman was no help at all.

dude, you have no idea. we were out in the car the other day, driving over the mountains and she shouts from the back seat that we were really high and she could see, so i asked her, 'what can you see?' and she paused for a moment, then replied, 'is mummy stupid?' i laughed SO HARD. bless her, she trolls us equally.

i've never minded doctor who. i never watched it as a kid, and the new series is just entertaining enough to keep me tuning in. but alas, no sex dreams were had last night. i did dream i was at a house party and ended up doing a lot of the cooking/washing up though. obviously my brain thinks cleaning my room is more important than bumping uglies with wrestlers. personally, i'm against it.

[em25]

That was great advice, and you know it.

Personally, I liked that one where she asked you if you were going to do something or other, and you said no, and she replied, "Okay, you're too fat anyway." My daughter is awesome.