♪ twenty-third water clone [voice]

[ninthserenade]

...Xiggy's gone, guys. I... He's just gone. His name isn't on the list anymore.

[He goes silent, and then he speaks up ten minutes later with a cheerful tone that disappears towards the end;]I-I think I landed a job playing music in some of the local cafes, too. Two or three times a week--! You guys're probably thinking 'Wait, the laziest guy in

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Voice; sob sob sob.

[faygot]

Heeey, brother. What got all up in yo grill and got you feeling so motherfucking down?

Voice; never forget

[ninthserenade]

My grill? I dunno what that really is, but... A friend of mine is gone. He was kinda important to me, I guess--Still is, actually.

Voice; It's 02-09 here now. Best or worst date for this.

[faygot]

That ain't truth, bro. Friends never up and leave. They's always with you all up in you heart.

Voice; I... completely forgot about that until now, b'aww

[ninthserenade]

He's not on the list anymore, dude. 'sides, I don't have a heart.

Voice; HOW CAN I LIIIIVE WITHOUT YOUUUU

[faygot]

I ain't all certain what you means by the list but how can you not have a heart, homey? Fuck, everything has a motherfucking heart.

Voice; OHH YOU'RE THE BEST FRIEND THAT I EVER HAD

[ninthserenade]

Y'know, that little contact list in the SFCs? I just kinda lost mine years ago.

Voice; FRIIIIENDS WILL BE FRIIIIIENDS

[faygot]

Hahaha, no.

How can you motherfucking lose a heart? It ain't all able to get up and walk outta your motherfucking chest right? Even I've still got mine right all up in here and I motherfucking lose everything.

[Can't see it, but he touches his chest for a moment to make sure.

thump thump

All right!]

Voice; YOU'VE GOT A FRIIIEND IN ME

[ninthserenade]

Well, no--It was kinda ripped outta my chest.

Dude, you curse like a sailor.

[Let's play the 'how many times does he say motherfucking?' game.]

Voice; Oh Xigbar has been inside of him if you know what I mean

[faygot]

You should've all up motherfucking bonked them on the head and got you yell on. They oughta be putting that shit back in your chest, bro!

...I motherfucking do?

[Please don't turn it into a drinking game.]

Voice; And he wasn't taking out his appendix

[ninthserenade]

But I was kinda dying.

Yeah! You've said that word like... Six times!

[Demyx would be out in a matter of shots.]

Voice; He was after some other organ.

[faygot]

You didn't have no buddies that could bonk them for you?

Hahaha, I guess so. You just gotta get your speak on how it feels right all up in your heart, you know?

[Gamzee'll kill ya in more ways than one.]

Voice; Ohoho

[ninthserenade]

I was making sure they got away, dude.

I guess that kinda makes sense.

[It's no use running away either, is it?]

Voice; Ohoho

[faygot]

Buddies are supposed to all up fight together.

I can try to motherfucking keep the wicked noise down some, but I ain't all sure that is gonna work.

[It makes it more fun though!]