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ninjaxdoggie

[121] - every function ever IT DOESN'T MATTER

Dec 22, 2009 21:48

[The functions on the communicator seem to turn on as it falls ceremoniously onto the floor, scraping loudly. The only view is that of ribbon making its way across the floor and up the wall... and near two pairs of feet that aren't quite touching the ground anymore.]

--This is ridiculous! Why the hell did you walk so close to those things?!

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what is even going on, his name is creeper, this is the start, christmas event, to a beautiful friendship, renee, blaming ppl is cool, wreath attack is super effective

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nailsareawesome December 23 2009, 02:53:39 UTC

LOOK! First off, I didn't! YOU did! I dealt with one of these things EARLIER!!

[She struggled against the ribbon bindings in her already torn dress, barely managing to keep her sword steady enough to swing it at the red decorations---she didn't really care if Kurogane was there, but she didn't hit him.

Well, maybe a little.]

ninjaxdoggie December 23 2009, 03:03:35 UTC

LIKE HELL I DID! You were idiotic enough to fall for the first one! This is all YOU!

[Kurogane was in the process of getting his sword out, but those damn ribbons had his arms at a bad angle - so he struggled right back.]

Watch where you're swinging that! Tch, I bet you don't even know how to use it right!

nailsareawesome December 23 2009, 03:08:43 UTC

That's what you think you ass! [She was rather sick of all this already, accursed holiday cheer! Though the sword was shifted (though it was rather large) to try and at least free his arms so that he could draw his weapon as well.]

And I'm swinging it like that because there's a KILLER PLANT SQUEEZING ME.

ninjaxdoggie December 23 2009, 14:13:29 UTC

Just shut up! I can't think with your damn mouth moving! [Christmas doesn't look like it's going to make the top of either of their Favourite Holiday Lists right now. With a huff, Kurogane frowns but juuussttt manages to thanks to Renee free one of his arms thanks to Renee.

The sword is unsheathed - not without possibly nudging her with the blunt end by accident IT'S A BIG SWORD SHUSH - and he tries to cut at one of the lower ribbons encircling near their feet.]

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drive-by lulzing is go razerjuxe December 23 2009, 03:15:04 UTC

[Raze just happens to be passing by. He slows down to admire the festive bundle of Kuro and Renee.

Just. snickering at you two now. Because this is hilar.

(no he's not helping, screw that)]

drive-by raeging is go ninjaxdoggie December 23 2009, 14:15:33 UTC

[Oh hey, someone I don't know. Maybe he'll hel-- DAMNIT HE'S LAUGHING.

YOU HAVE JUST MADE THE HIT LIST, RANDOM BLUE-HAIRED GUY.

Have an angry ninja just glaring at you forever.]

razerjuxe December 23 2009, 16:17:14 UTC

[HE ONLY LAUGHS HARDER AT THIS.

If cameras were invented yet in his world he'd be taking pictures.

Raze is just going to walk away now. And make fun of you guys later, probably.]

ooc nailsareawesome December 23 2009, 17:01:44 UTC

Raze you ho'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! B|

iaccuse December 23 2009, 04:41:08 UTC

[As if Razeluxe watching amused isn't enough, Xerxes happens to be passing by. In fact, he does outright ignore them and walk right on ahead, when he suddenly stops. Backpedal, backpedal, he looks at the two.]

My, would I be intruding?

ninjaxdoggie December 23 2009, 14:21:39 UTC

[Oh hey, someone walking by. Maybe he'll hel-- DAMNIT IT'S BREAK. This cannot be good.

Maybe he'll help though...]

Shut up. Are you just gonna laugh or actually do something?

[Translation: Pleeeaaaasseee help me]

nailsareawesome December 23 2009, 17:06:50 UTC

[Oh look it's Xerxes---oh shit it's Xerxes]

You're not gonna help us, are you?

[She didn't look hopeful. NO FAITH IN YOU XERXES. NONE.

iaccuse December 24 2009, 02:17:59 UTC

[GLAD TO KNOW, dearest Renee. For a moment he just stares. Then that one smile creeps onto his face, which screams the message that no, he won't help, and he will be an arse about it.]

Why, but you two look so comf~ortable.

a_tree_star December 25 2009, 07:47:49 UTC

[If Kurogane or Renee happen to look over, they'll see a small apatosaurus eating the wreath. Because he is very hungry. It really has nothing to do with the people struggling to get free.]

ninjaxdoggie December 26 2009, 02:20:39 UTC

[alskdfklf MY HERO. I mean. Kurogane stares at the weird thing (what the hell are dinosaurs - it looks like a dragon or something) while struggling. It's almost enough to momentarily forget about their predicament.]

nailsareawesome December 26 2009, 02:22:39 UTC

[Renee stopped her struggling only to stare, her brow rose in curiosity before she smacked her shoulder against Kurogane's.] Thanks...uh...whatever you are...

...You better thank him too!

a_tree_star December 26 2009, 02:26:02 UTC

[Littlefoot smiles around his mouthful of wreath and swallows before answering.]

I'm an apatosaurus. That means longneck!

This is good green food. [Nom nom nom.]

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