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azuresorrow in ninjasvspirates

Pirate-to-English Dictionary (work in progress)

Apr 14, 2009 10:12

So, if you, like me have a difficult time understanding Pirate speak, because it's mostly made of absolute nonsense, you might find the following item quite handy. I am compiling a Pirate-to-English dictionary so we ninja can better understand pirates and make it more clear to them why we're superior ( Read more... )

psuedo intellectual nonsense, c-c-c-combo breaker!, ninja ignorance, when will ninjas ever learn?

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tribalprincess April 14 2009, 18:53:33 UTC

I think you need to add "my dear" because according to the post yesterday from sidewind or sidebend or takesitfrombothsides or whatever that pirate's name was, it is a term that can be used with both genders and despite whether you know the person or not, but is "totally not gay"

azuresorrow April 14 2009, 19:02:12 UTC

Ah, I see. Must be more crazy pirate speak. We will have to research the etymology of this term post haste.

rip_von_christ April 14 2009, 20:10:44 UTC

NO! HE DOES NOT SPEAK FOR US!! ;_;

rip_von_christ April 14 2009, 20:15:39 UTC

So, my first thought was: Ah, tis a challenge! Now a denigrating ninja-to-English dictionary should be made!

But then I realized that a ninja dictionary would be filled with Japanese terms that none of you so-called ninja even KNOW, let alone USE. I suppose that means I'll just have to try to be creative... Hmmmm...

azuresorrow April 14 2009, 20:36:57 UTC

Japanese isn't "ninja speak" anymore than English is "Pirate speak."

rip_von_christ April 14 2009, 21:51:17 UTC

Except that all real ninja are Japa--You know what? Forget it. If you "ninja" haven't learned the first twenty times it was explained to you, why should I expect you to understand this time?

azuresorrow April 14 2009, 23:34:48 UTC

It's you pirates who don't understand anything. We have shown you time and time again how being a ninja is not mutually exclusive with any particular nationality, but you still keep on with your DURRRRR NINJA = JAPANIMATION DURRRR nonsense.

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social_d April 14 2009, 20:19:20 UTC

Try to limit the number of syllables you use when speaking to a pirate, like you would when dealing with a misbehaving toddler. They tend to get confused easily.

To be honest I'm not completely certain they're even sentient... more like a mobile fungus whose reactions to its environment are only a parody of free will.