Comments | ninjasvspirates: I'm a uniter, not a divider

chaosfromorder in ninjasvspirates

I'm a uniter, not a divider

Jan 06, 2007 16:09

so I, a confirmed pirate, just joined a band headed by a ninja. at least, he says he's a ninja, but so far he has shown no ninja-like traits and just seems very yuppie except he writes good guitar riffs. anyways, we agreed to a truce between the two of us until we've killed all the cowboys ( Read more... )

please stop posting the gay cat song, peircekeaninja should post her tits

Comments 29

popcultureicon January 7 2007, 00:23:22 UTC

Get the fuck out you ninja sympathiser

ex_zarathus122 January 7 2007, 01:20:47 UTC

Get the fuck out you pirate scum.

love_potion9 January 7 2007, 01:47:19 UTC

Get the fuck out, you are no pirate.

whatever chaosfromorder January 7 2007, 18:38:36 UTC

I realize this is ninjas vs. pirates and we're all here to argue about ninja inferiority (or, in the case of the delusional, ninja superiority) and not get along with each other.
but goddammit people, being a pirate is about more than hating ninjas. it's about drinking heavily, fighting, fucking, sailing, and above all stealing shit. and I'm willing to lay wager I've taken more swag and plunder than any land-loving pansy who's never done anything more piratey or depraved than watch a certain disney movie.

Re: whatever peircekeaninja January 7 2007, 21:51:27 UTC

yeah right disney movies are scary. havent you ever seen THE LION KING!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha

Re: whatever alrauun January 9 2007, 12:27:09 UTC

have you ever noticed that in every disney movie upon animals one parent of the main char been killed?

Thread 6

wallynotorious January 7 2007, 02:02:26 UTC

Get the fuck out, Cowboy hater.

Johnny Cash'll come kick your fucking ass, bitch.

( ... )

you think you can scare me with Johnny Cash? chaosfromorder January 7 2007, 18:22:17 UTC

you can't scare me with Johnny Cash, even if he was the dopest motherfucker of all time.
anyway, just because a man sang some country (along with gospel and rock) doesn't make him a cowboy. he grew up on a farm, not a ranch, and his music sounded like a train on the tracks, not a horse galloping. and not once have I heard him sing about lasooing a sheep. maybe if you found a picture of him herding some cattle, or giving Heath Ledger a reach-around, or invading the middle-east, or whatever else cowboys do.

Re: you think you can scare me with Johnny Cash? wallynotorious January 8 2007, 02:16:30 UTC

*SIGH*

It seems I have a lot to teach you about cowboys. But your "swag and plunder" rant has spoken to me, and I see you're a buddy of purveyorofchaos, so I will oblige.

Lesson #1: Johnny Cash was a mother-fucking COWBOY (which for the purposes of ninjasvspirates, counts as pirate). It's all about what's inside. A cowboy's soul, and a talent and spirit for making good, real, old outlaw country makes one a cowboy, just as drinking, dumpster-diving, and fucking shit up makes a pirate ( ... )

Re: you think you can scare me with Johnny Cash? chaosfromorder January 8 2007, 08:12:09 UTC

shit, you know satan? you're okay in my book now.
and maybe it's just because I've been drinking whiskey tonight, but if I actually did see an honest-to-god hard-living, Hank Williams Sr.-listening outlaw riding a horse, I'd be cool with that. but I've spent a damned lot of time in Colorado and Wyoming, and here's the thing about honest-to-god old-school cowboys; there just fucking aren't any.
anyways, it sounds like you're pissed off at the same motherfuckers I am, mate.
oh yeah, and what kind of a pirate is afraid of getting his ass kicked?

Thread 12

(The comment has been removed)

rhythm_attack January 7 2007, 03:41:23 UTC

haha what's worse than being a pinja?

being a pinja wannabe.

pinja? excuse me? chaosfromorder January 7 2007, 17:15:44 UTC

listen up, fuckers. I don't think using a ninja to advance my own agenda makes me a fucking pinja. that's the whole point of being a pirate: doing whatever you want to get what you want. (well, that and the women.) how many pirates took commissions from England to pillage the crown's enemies with impunity, just so they could jump ship and live easy in the islands?

and finding someone I hate more than a ninja can't take the pirate out of me, bitches. because in spite of the fact that they have no fun, no ninja is nearly as obnoxious as any cowboy. the only think a cowboy can do right is drink. other then that they just pity themselves, act self-righteous, and they don't scare me.
disagree if you must, I'll cut your throat in a heartbeat and drink grog from your skull.

Re: pinja? excuse me? rhythm_attack January 8 2007, 01:11:53 UTC

The real badass pirates didnt need letters of marque. Most of the ones who did (privateers) were eventually captured (at least the ones who tried to pull that shit with England.) 'Jumping ship and living easy in the islands' was really only prominent at the beginning of the golden age of piracy, before people got their shit together and captured them. Except maybe John Ward, but he ended up in Tunisia, not the islands.

Thread 5