"Those preferring the pirates are most often pretentious hipsters and disoriented discordian hippies, with the occasional Maddox fanboy or 13 year old boy who pretends he's old enough to drink rum. Those on the ninja side are almost always otaku who have decayed their brains with anime, video games, J-Pop and Pocky (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocky) to the point that they think they have magic powers and know karate.
I want to know how the pirates are hippies, and why we evidently care about Hendrix... I could have sworn pirates were all for killing, pillaging, and all that. And hippies are all for peace and love and smoking pot on the lawn while they try to come up with a new way to protest against trees getting cut down. ...Fucking hippies.
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Amazing what putting "ninjasvspirates" into google will find. Stupid pirate.
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Actually, that's the first thing I did.
And that was the link I got.
And at the time of this post, I got a http 404 error or some shit, saying the page wasn't there.
Weird.
Anyway, thanks for being a smartass, ninja. Like anyone in this community could survive without google.
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lollercopter.
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Typical pro-pirate argument
"Man, you just don't get it man, it's about like freedom, man, like sex, drugs and rock and roll, like Hendrix, man, like whoa..."
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So again... The fuck? Freedom? I could have sworn it was about rape and pillage...and taking azuresorrow as my pet.
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