Tho it is missing that he's a mammal...

[tribalprincess]

Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts

1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.

2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see

Comments

[katrinar]

don't forget about Young Chuck Norris

[ex_zarathus122]

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship

Oh please, democracy?

[itssaragh]

they will never get it through their heads, so don't even try.

[t00ls0b3r]

Chuck Norris never left a man behind

[englishpigdog]

Chuck Norris carved Mount Rushmore with his dick.

George W. Bush's approval rating is 39 percent because Chuck Norris went door to door and personally threatened 61 percent of America.