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azuresorrow in ninjasvspirates

Ninja Fact #432

Jan 07, 2006 16:24

Ninja Fun Fact #432:

From the very beggining, Ninja receive rigorous stealth training.
A ninja's first assignment is to make it out of the womb unseen.

ninja are rapists too, ninjas rape, azuresorrow likes the cock, ashi_moto was raped by a ninja

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rhythm_attack January 7 2006, 22:34:40 UTC

Therefore, all ninja are scum bastard children born of teenage mothers who are hiding the birth from the rest of the world.

At least pirates come into the world screaming vengeance and death, and leave it that way, too.

azuresorrow January 7 2006, 22:42:53 UTC

teenage mothers of normal babies are always aware that they are giving birth. The same is not the case for the mother of a ninja.

valhearte January 7 2006, 22:58:02 UTC

Therefore, all women with huge tits who haven't had any children to their knowledge are the result of a ninja.

Ninjas invented big boobage. Pirates cannot top.

rhythm_attack January 8 2006, 05:15:49 UTC

good point. i have no witty comeback as of yet.

valhearte January 7 2006, 22:55:21 UTC

On a sidenote, the first ever abortion was when a ninja failed at this task and committed seppuku.

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azuresorrow January 7 2006, 23:31:51 UTC

that tag was the work of the unseen hand of popcultureicon, not mine.

love_potion9 January 8 2006, 04:07:07 UTC

A ninja's first assignment is to make it out of the womb unseen.

Out of the womb and straight into the garbage can in a high school girls bathroom, maybe.

azuresorrow January 8 2006, 06:51:29 UTC

no, you're thinking of shinobi.

subjectivism January 8 2006, 04:37:49 UTC

Ninjas are born with full ninja attire. It is actually encoded in our DNA.

azuresorrow January 8 2006, 06:53:42 UTC

along with the gene that allows us to fly.