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[jazzriff]

Yo, this is my introductory post thing. I can't say I have a strong opinion as to which is better, but pirates and ninjas are both awesome. Ninjas have mad skills like catburglary and nunchuk usage, and pirates have awesome music about wenches and ale, not to mention mastery over phrases such as "me hearties" and the classic "arrrrr." They both

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[popcultureicon]

we will do our best to keep from settling this for you

[privateskylark]

I smell a Pinja...

[valhearte]

Clearly, we aren't engaging in enough anal sex.

[privateskylark]

If I find out who created this one I'll tear them a new fucking hole for them to play with.

[jazzriff]

"Some guy who gets drunk on a boat and tries to do kung-fu"? I challenge you to a duel.

[jazzriff]

I made a list but I'm still in the middle.
Pirate vs. Ninja factors

Pirates enjoy:
-ale
-wenches
-singing
-sailing
-swearing/vulgarity
-bad hygiene
-swordplay (lol hint)
-pirate clothing, e.g. pirate hats, swashes and buckles
-grand larceny
-rape

Ninjas enjoy:
-stealth
-organized crime
-spying
-meditation
-martial arts
-honor
-being straightedge
-wearing dark clothes
-secrecy
-small and freakish weapons such as shuriken

[privateskylark]

Someone did clarify for us the other day that rape was a Ninja-only thing. Get with the times.

[jazzriff]

No way; ninjas are celibate; they save their energy for profitable crimes. Pirates always rape, or fuck prostitutes; they're so horny and too dirty for nice girls to want them.

[tribalprincess]

God damn it! NO! Let's just stop this terrible untruth right now. Ninja are all about the sex. We are not celibate. However you are correct in that we do not rape. Seduce however...

[love_potion9]

This is getting old.

Blah blah blah...this is ninjas versus pirates...not ninja pirate orgy love fest*...blah blah blah pick a side, pansy.

* The author does acknowledge the fact that a ninja pirate orgy love fest would be sexy as hell

[cowardlykitten]

I find the tags attached to this entry slightly amusing, since last i heard our own mod were himself too much of a pussy to pick a side.

[love_potion9]

He has to be neutral! It wouldn't be fair if the mod was biased.

[cowardlykitten]

Fuck that noise. That's a cop-out.

I hereby declare popcultureicon and jazzriff pirates, whether they like it or not. Just coz i don't want any pussies on my team. On my dick, maybe, but not on my team.

[adullenwine]

does anyone besides me see the VS in the title of this community. you have to chose a side. chose a side or die.

[love_potion9]

I'm about to make a ninja pirate love fest community, so we can have a place to send these idiots.

[tribalprincess]

http://www.livejournal.com/community/ninjapirateluv/
Now we _do_ have somewhere to send them.

[love_potion9]

Oh man, that's like Pinja fucking head quarters.