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[peircekeaninja]

shes hot but shes like 12. OLD ENOUGH TO PEE OLD ENOUGH FOR ME!

[azuresorrow]

I would just like to say, that as a ninja, or rather, as a propagator of the ninja cause, and not a pirate, nor propagator of the pirate cause, that I, mind you, as a propagator of the ninja cause, which is illustrated in article 7, section 6 of the Official Ninja Handbook, would not, under any criscumstance, save for that involving no alternative except my immediate death or dismemberment (an allowance established in the exemption clause of article 7, section 6 of the Official Ninja Handbook), have carnal relations with that, or any other person's or animal's, eye socket.

[azuresorrow]

Carnal relations are here defined as an act involving the thrust(1) of my phallis(2) into any open orifice(3) of the subject in question(4).

(1) Thrust is here defined as any forceful forward motion, which projects the phallis near or into said orifice.

(2) Phallis is here defined as any part of my body whatsoever, including, but not limited to my penis, tongue, fingers, ears, and appendix.

(3) Orifice is here defined as "eye socket."

[popcultureicon]

you forgot hook.

[azuresorrow]

yeah, I did forget him....

hmmm... sure as hell not going to fuck his eye socket either, though...

[popcultureicon]

duly noted.

[guntrip]

And an X-axis. Maybe.

Correction:

[guntrip]

Needs more giraffes.