open letter

[ninjarobots]

dear person who decided to rob my apartment while i was gone in chicago,

fuck you.

that is all.

sincerely,
chris

p.s. chicago was nice.  i'm moving there soon.

Comments

[thatissomulan]

oh shit, i'm gonna have to cut a bitch.
and also, next time on your way to chicago! come see me!
miss you butterbean!
sorry about the theft!

[fortune]

whaaat the fucccck.

at least you're okay.
you're okay, right?

i miss you.

[chachascott]

Shite. At Harbrooke Downs? I have a friend that got robbed there, too.

Glad you're okay.

[dirkadarkie]

Dear Robbed Apartment Dood,

Sorry. Holiday Season.

Sincerely,
Some Douche.

In all seriousness though, that fucking sucks man. Sorry.

[reticent_recall]

What the hell?
What was taken?
Holy cow.

I miss you, Papa.