Jul 11, 2007 04:54
I actually have a list floating around my room that's posts for me to make so people know I'm alive when I have nothing to say.
And, it's all posts about my childhood.
Like, the 'strawberry daquiri' wine cooler stain on the 'rents carpet from when I was 19 or so...
Or, my 'drunk/high bro and friends' taxi service I ran...
Or, the 'my brother is an idiot for calling 911' story...
Or, the 'OMG! I broke my mom's precious moments figurine! But, she'll never know! Bwahahahaha!' story...
What do all of these stories have in common? My mom was out of town. All but one, she was off doing training for the Air Force (Ahh... TDY.... two weeks without the disciplinary parental unit. I swear, when she was gone, I was the adult in charge, not my dad...) The odd one out, both parents were off on a trip to celebrate their anniversary.
There are probably more stories, but these are the ones I remember off the top of my head...
Oh, and if my mom ever saw these stories, all but 1 would get my brother and/or father in huge amounts of trouble! The only one that wouldn't, would possibly get me in trouble, but I fixed that one... Oooo! Blackmail!
Hmmm... I think I need to do a poll... Because I can!
Poll
nin's backstory