Shitfuckdamn

[ninetykinds]

I dropped a large, full bottle of Korbel champagne on my foot because the jackasses at the grocery store didn't double-bag it.  I'm now pretty much immobile, and the top of my foot is purple

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[farewellscene]

Wait, wait!!! The story didn't finish. Did it break??? (not your foot, the bottle?)

and ummm...i guess happy birthday to your mom.

[mglasslvr]

Sorry to hear about your foot. I dropped a piece of wood, heavy wood, on my foot Wed. night and it's pretty bruised/cut up. I was limping around all day yesterday.

Hope it heals fast!

Smirnoff sounds so yummy right now. The Watermelon ones are *drools*

[stockinged_]

smirnoff ice makes me evil. :p