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ninablues

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Dec 23, 2010 18:11

So, here's my misadventure of the day-- or the most prominent one anyway, because my day has been filled with all of the usual blunders, including faceplanting on the ice more than once and the embarrassing things I do on a daily basis at work.

( i'll save your eyes from tmi )

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shayna611 December 23 2010, 23:11:59 UTC

If it makes you feel any better, I worked in various pharmacies for almost 10 years and I don't think any of us ever paid any more attention to people buying condoms than anything else (though I suppose vanetian's friends would have gotten some notice!)

my fun condom buying story is when we were about 20 and out of town with his parents' van, which had a window that wouldn't roll up, in the middle of winter and late at night. We thought duct tape might cover the crack nicely, and stopped at an unfamiliar grocery store... So here's Marty, nothing but duct tape in hand, asking a clerk where he might find the family planning section

shayna611 December 23 2010, 23:13:57 UTC

oh and I have to share this because it made me think of the grocery part

ninablues December 23 2010, 23:21:18 UTC

Haha, I think I was just nervous at the time because I look so young, especially when bundled up in coats and bobble hats. XD It does make me feel better though. I'm sure he's seen worse... like your friend Marty, ahaha.

And I've read that blog post before and loved it just as much the second time. XD Thanks!

shayna611 December 24 2010, 00:10:04 UTC

I can relate to that. I still get carded and I've been asked (all the way till I was 27) if my parents were home when I've answered the door...

adifferentdrum December 24 2010, 02:11:02 UTC

Bwhahahahahahahaha!

*breeeeaaaaathe*

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I love this post so much I want to frame it.

My condom buying story is stupidly silly. It's my mother's 50th birthday and my then girlfriend was visiting from out of town. We decide to deck out the house in condom balloons. Because... Um... Yenno what the hell are monogamous lesbians going to do with condoms?

So we buy them. No sweat. We go to leave the store.

The alarm goes off.

This withered up old raisin of a lady asks to check our bags. She's all assuring that we didn't steal anything. Just the alarm trips over the stupidest things.

I mutter to my girlfriend, "Watch it be the condoms..."

The little old lady LIGHTS UP and squeals, "YOU HAVE CONDOMS? 8D"

Me and my girlfriend just FREEZE and the lady proceeds lead us back to a checkout counter to deactivate the theft deterrent sensor in the box. We go to leave and the alarm sounds again. The lady just waves us through.

My girlfriend says to me ".......Now the whole store knows I'm sexually active. *sputtergiggle*"

ninablues December 24 2010, 09:05:46 UTC

Ahahahaha what an awesome old lady. XDD And decking out the house in condom balloons? Come on now, that reminds me of my schooldays. XD Ahhh, this post has become a place for embarrassing condom stories and I am loving it.

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ninablues December 24 2010, 16:54:54 UTC

Condoms can be fatal to children... I mean, what else are they for? XDDD But I get what you mean. Luckily the ones in my branch of Boots are pretty low down on the shelf.

Fetherlite is sort of the generic condom and I don't have a problem buying them, but walking over to the counter with a bright-fuckin'-purple box that had "PLEASURE PACK!! :D" screamed across the front was bad enough, being served by Grumpy McBeard just compounded the embarrassment. XDD Ugh.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE TO YOU TOOOO!