So my big panic of the day was when I sent a text meant for my boyfriend to my driving instructor.
Here is the text in its entirety:
"How about the elastic poodles? YES what is up with your mum".
Will I never be free from my own idiocy?
His friend wants help naming a band, you see. Hence the elastic poodle thing. The part about his mum is just part of
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English roads: why?
Also, great band names! My personal favourites are "The Electric Eel Experience", "Santa Claus and the Ho Ho Hos" and "The Tapeworms". Maaan. I wish I had musical talent!
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And the double roundabouts? The figure of eight roundabouts? The double-yolked egg roundabouts? I don't even know what's going on when I enter one of those, I just pray. XD
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I have an awesome cousin in his thirties who never learned to drive and he gets on perfectly well. :D He lives in London.
Oh man, if I ever have grandkids I will tell them such stupid things. My life is like a haunted house of mockery! "Did I tell you about the time I was hit in the eye with a tennis ball so hard that I saw a permanent white light in the corner of my eye for the next three weeks?" "SIGH. Yes, grandma."
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I'm not good with band names, so I won't give you any but your driving will improve eventually. My driving instructor (whom I hated with a passion. same goes for my sister who's a great driver and often fantasized about killing him) said I was a lost cause and two years later, I haven't caused an accident yet or been involved in one.
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