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[nina_the_whore]

So hey, for all of you fantastic Wisconsin-ites who are spreading rumors that I'm pregnant, I've come to tell you the truth.

YES! WITH TRIPLETS!

And your boyfriend might be the father!

fuckingcunts.

Comments

[that_electric]

whoo was saying that? i never heard that one ...damn i missed out on a hawt rumor.

[mamaskin]

I knew it. You are so fat. I told Ally, that girl is pregnant and smoking. Sheesh. ;)

[nina_the_whore]

You definately called it. But the good news is, you and I can party together because we're both mothers!

[___shesgone]

how come I never hear the sweet rumors that you hear, Kylie?
I'm bummed. I definitely would have confirmed your muffin the oven.
Have you picked out any names;)?

[nina_the_whore]

I'm thinking Shaniqua if it's black, Marrria if it's Mexican, Lang if it's Asian, or Tom if it's white.

[shewould_drown]

i thought i was the father

wtfff bitch im gonna slice you

[nina_the_whore]

Hey, I never said who was the father. There's still a 1/14 chance that you are!

[shewould_drown]

YESSS

uhm, to save all the tossing and turning at night,
can we just go on Maury.
I need the closure

[nina_the_whore]

I already made an appointment for Jenny Jones, but I guess, if it would make you feel better.