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Best part of the entire night:

"Bush 43....he'll take all the information he thinks he needs, and then make a decision....very decisive..."

--paraphrased

Guess who's taking me to breakfast tomorrow?

"Hey, girl with the cool bag, my friend thinks you're cute and want's to take you out for icecream"
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(not so much scared as incredulous)

I just read an email, wherein my mother uses the word 'peeps'. Now, if you knew my mother, you'd know how totally, completely, utterly, undeniably weird and out of character that is.

Your Linguistic Profile:

65% General American English
25% Yankee
5% Dixie
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

...it's kinda like Science!Again! but it's more RoommateSex!Again!

My pirate name is:

Captain Bess Flint


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I actually thought this tonight:

'I wonder why they don't make mini-sized bottles of rubbing alcohol'
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Yep.

Someone on resnet has DAVID THE GNOME!!!!! Did you hear that?! DAVID THE FING GNOME!!!!