Meeting Your Idol - Chapter 1
Title: Meeting Your Idol
Author: nimlothemeli
Pairing: Akame (Akanishi Jin/Kamenashi Kazuya)
Genre: Comedy, Romace, AU
Rating: PG13 and moving upwards
Disclaimer: I don't own any JE-boys, it's just fiction
Summary: His father had been nagging him all the way to the concert grounds and he was getting tired off it. When Kame finally stood outside the arena, just about to enter, he was knocked to the ground by the most unlikely person ever.
Chapter 1
He didn't really understand what his father was so worried about, it was just an JE-boys concert, it wouldn't last all night and there would mostly be female fans there. He had never heard of anything dangerous happening at an Akanishi concert anyway, his father was just being a pain in the ass as always.
"You call me when it's finished and I'll meet you at the trainstation later." his father said for the umptenth time.
"Yes, yes, yes and if an eight year old girl tries to sell me cocain I'll say no and report to closest adult, right?"
"Don't smart mouth me Kazuya, just do as I say will you?"
"Hai!"
"Good, now get in there and sit nicely in your seat."
He had just told his father goodbye when he was knocked to the ground by a running man clad in a big cardigan and a feodora.
"Hey! See where you're going!" he shouted as he brushed the dust of his jeans. The running man stopped in his tracks and turned around searching for the source of the voice. Kame nearly choked when he saw who it was under the hat.
"I'm sorry, it's just that I'm in a bit of a hurry..." Akanishi said, taking a few steps closer. Kame couldn't help but to scan his idol's body when he was so close to him. Akanishi was even more stunning in real life than on the Tv, his black hair that went down to his shoulders, his strong jaw and plump lips that invited him to kiss them; everything about him was perfect.
"Oh, yes, you better hurry right?" he said, mentally slapping himself for not thinking of anything cooler to say.
"Yes... hey, whats your ticket number?" Akanishi suddenly asked, taking another step closer to Kame who now felt like he was going to faint.
"Here" he said, holding his ticket out to the older man. Akanishi took out his mobile phone, wrote the number down and gave him a big smile while letting his eyes wander over Kame approvingly.
"I'll see you later then," he smirked and then he was lost in the crowds. Kame couldn't believe what just had happened.
****
Kame had a hard time concentrating on Akanishi's songs, once in a while he would walk up to the edge of the stage close to where Kame were standing and look straight at him. Well, he was aware of the fact that Akanishi couldn't be looking at him, the only reason to why he had taken his ticket number was probably because he was planning to sue him for some mysterious shoulder injury. But every time his idol looked his way he could feel his heart flutter synchronized with the kyaa's from the girls around him.
"He's a freaking idol, he's into foreign big-boobs-women and he parties like a mad man even though he's got work the next day - he's not prince charming" he repeated to himself over and over again with little result. All his chanting was disturbed by one look by Akanishi and then he had to start all over again.
After an hour or so, when Akanishi was in the middle of his MC, Kame felt his phone vibrate in his pocket.
"He couln't have" he told himself and refused to search his pockets straight away. He tried to look at some "fascinating" spotlights while counting to fifty before he dared to look at Akanishi again, he almost freaked when he realized that said idol was standing on the edge of the stage giving him enquiring looks.
"No!" he shrieked before he could stop himself, some girls around him gave him dissaproving looks while hushing him to be quiet, Kame answered by blushing uncontrolably.
He quickly fumbeled to get his phone out and made a silent squeky sound when he saw that it was a mail from a hidden number.
"Hey gorgeous, like what you've seen so far?" the message said.
"Well, I wouldn't have bought this ticket if I wasn't sure I was going to - they're not cheep you know!" he answered, typing it in like he was in a race. A few minutes later Akanishi was giving him a big grin and he concluded that he had probably let someone read it aloud to him in his earpiece. It made Kazuya blush once more.
"Thank God I bought the ticket myself and didn't let dad pay for it, otherwise he would sit at home right wondering what on earth was going on..." he thought to himself while smiling. This was promising to be a very interesting night.
****
The MC didn't last that long and Kame started to feel really relaxed when Akanishi sang the next couple of songs. The concert didn't last forever either and soon he was singing along with the encore trying to remember as much as he could of the concert. He reminded himself that he would probably have forgotten all of it by tomorrow morning so either way he was going to buy the Live DVD when it was released.
Kazuya was disturbed in his thoughts by a security guard accompanied by a meak looking assistant tapping him om the shoulder.
"Kamenashi-san?" she asked.
"Yes, that's me" Kazuya answered with a big smile. He was hoping that instead of the big lawsuit he would win a special price or something like that - "hoping" was the keyword.
"Will you come with me please, it's urgent." she said looking stern. Kazuya's heart dropped and he sighed, no luck in sight. He didn't dare to think of what his father would say when he came home with a big debt to pay, "there goes my college graduation" he thought.
****
He had never been backstage of anything his entire life and the walk would've been thrilling if he hadn't had the lawsuit following every step he took, not to mention that he wouldn't be able to watch the end of the show he had paid for.
"You can wait here, he will be here in half an hour or so," the assistant said and left shutting the door behind her. Kazuya found himself to be standing in some sort of a green room filled with huge boquets of roses and other expensive looking flowers.
He could see messages like "Congratulation on the show!", "Break a leg!" and "From your mates" on ribbons attatched to them. "Why did they make me wait for the lawyer in a room like this?"
After what felt like hours he relaxed and sat down in a big leather chair wondering if he should call his father or not. To be on the safe side he sent his father a mail saying that he had met his classmates outside and that he'd be joining them for drinks. He really didn't like to tell lies, but in this case he kinda' had to.
"Making yourself comfortable?" he heard a husky voice ask him, stirring him from his daydreaming.
"Huh?" he asked looking up. To his surprise it wasn't a lawyer standing in the door, instead he saw a newly showered Akanishi wearing a pair of jeans and a black shirt with a towel around his neck.
"You look like you're at a wake, did I make you wait too long?" his idol asked walking across the room.
"No, no... it's just that I... It's silly really, let's forget about it..." he muttered but was cut off by Akanishi sitting down on the armrest next to him.
"Does this make you uncomfortable?"
"Uhm, not really, no" he lied and forced himself to smile. Off course it'd make him uncomfortable, you weren't supposed to be able to sit that close to your idol without being tackled by a hord of shrieking fan girls.
"Good... because I've got alot more planned for us tonight Kamenashi Kazuya born in Tokyo, 23 years old, currently a college student and owner of a dog."
"You have?" Kame asked, hoping that there wouldn't be any lawyers involved.
****
Kame didn't really know how he had ended up in a car together with Akanishi, but there the were sitting close to each other talking about nothing and everything, happily laughing.
Once in a while their knees rubbed against each other and it would make Kazuya blush every time.
He found it even harder to concentrate when Akanishi put his hand on his thigh.
"Ehm... Akanishi-san..." he started trying to think of someething to say to take the focus off his reddened face.
"Call me Jin please, and I just love it when you blush gorgeous." his idol answered. Kazuya couldn't understand why he felt so drawn towards the other man. He smelled like soap and tobacco, he felt familiar in a strange way.
"So here we are," Jin excalimed, "come on, you're not planning on staying in the car right?" he asked when kazuya looked at him with big eyes.
"But it's a club!", why would Jin want to take him somewhere public?
"Well, off course, it's Koki's club."
"KOKI?! THE Koki??!" Kame exclaimed while being pulled out of the car by a smiling Jin.
"Yes, but he'll get annoyed if you scream every time yo hear his name though, let's practice at saying it at a normal volume; Ko-ki, kooo-ki."
"Ha ha, very funny... does people usualy find you funny? Because I don't."
"There you are!" Jin shouted while jumping up and down like the total idiot he was. Kame had almost forgotten that Jin's nickname was "Bakanishi", now he was painfully reminded.
"Who's here?" he asked.
"You, baka! The boy who yelled at me for knocking him to the ground, the boy with guts."
"Oh..." Kame didn't really know what to say, he hadn't known it was Jin at that moment, if he'd known he wouldn't had yelled at him, so he said the first thing that came into his mind.
"I didn't know you were an M, you usually give off the 'I'm an incurable S'-vibe" he said, which earned him an other idioticly enthusiastic laugh from Jin as they were entering the club.
****
"Piii!!!" Jin shrieked as soon as they got passed the bar and into the more secluded VIP area. Kame hid behind him, trying to figure out what to do next, because around the table infront of him sat some of JE's most popular stars. This was proving to be a strainious friday night indeed, Kame was almost wishing that he'd let his father come to the concert with him, he would at least have avoided this total mess.
"Hey Bakanishi, who's the kid?" Kame heard a familiar voice ask. It wans't familiar because he knew the person, it was familiar because he had heard it hundreds of times on Tv and radio, Kame felt light headed. But at the same time he was infuriated by the fact that they all called him "boy" or "kid"... it was getting on his nerves; he had turned 23 months ago, he could hardly qualify as a child anymore.
"I'm no kid Yamashita-san!" he barked out, causing Jin to giggle and Pi to stand with his mouth open before he quickly recovered. Kame guessed that he had loads of opportunities to practice when he hang around Jin.
"Fine, if you stop calling me Yamashita-san and call me Yamapi instead, I wont call you kid." Pi answered with a smile. Kame didn't really have a chance to answer before he was dragged into the middle of the crowd by his "new found friend" Yamapi.
"Guys, this is..." Pi started but realized he couldn't finish the introduction, "Oi, Bakanishi! get here and introduce your friend to us!"
"My name is Kamenashi Kazuya, I know what my name is thank you." Kame said a little irritated.
"Oh, yeah, off course, but that's not how you introduce people Kame-chan, let's follow the rules, Okay?" Pi answered sweetly. Kame almost hit him when he was called Kame-chan, but he settled for wriggling out of the grip Pi had around his shoulders instead.
Chapter 2
Notes: Okay, this got out of my hands a bit, but I hope it's funny sometimes at least.