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[nikopolian]

Shit…! Where am I? I can‘t… can’t think of anything. I don’t remember anything. What the hell is going on?

Hm. Interesting hands I’ve got. Definitely not human…

It feels like someone knocked me out and left me here… Geh! Who do they think they are? Who do they think I am

Comments

[i_will_rockyou]

Looks like we've got another tough guy.

[nikopolian]

That a problem?

[i_will_rockyou]

Probably. Seems like the tougher they think they are, the louder they are.

I prefer things to be quiet.

[nikopolian]

By that logic, I'd quiet down if you proved I wasn't tough.

[captain_six]

...Calm down. You were not attacked.

[nikopolian]

How would you know? Who are you?

[captain_six]

I am a patrolman. It is my job to know.

[nikopolian]

"Patrolman?"

[nickandmaya4eva]

You shouldn't say bad words, Mr. Viral!

[nikopolian]

I'm not in the mood to get told off by a little girl.

[nickandmaya4eva]

It's not very polite. Wishing people would die isn't very polite either, you know.

[nikopolian]

Maybe you'll die if I wish hard enough?

[vespa_alien]

Are you an alien?

[nikopolian]

What? I don't know. Dumbass.

[vespa_alien]

Call me a dumbass again.

[nikopolian]

Whatever you say, dumbass!

[oh_snapplecakes]

I'm pretty sure the rival Gs are behind all this, man!

Once I find 'em I'm gonna teach them a lesson too, fo'sho!

[nikopolian]

What the hell did you just say?

[oh_snapplecakes]

Damn, I hate speakin' normally.

Anyway, I said, it was probably some gangstas that brought you here. And I'm gonna teach them a lesson when I find 'em.

[nikopolian]

If it were something as stupid as gangsters, they wouldn't have been able to bring me here.