I was just watching the trailers for charlie and the chocolate factory and I'm really excited to see it. My favorite quote from the trailer was "candy doesn't have to have a point. that's why it's candy." I'm a really cynical person. That's not good.

This is what Kushal wrote to me after I told him to meet me at the dumpsters at 3 o clock: "don't forget to bring your crowbar, weasel. by 3:15, you're going to be smelling garbage in the dumpster. and don't forget it." It's kind of strange, but it made me really miss Grinnell and the awkward thugs that bless its wholesome street corners. In ( Read more... )

You were offering her some chicken WAS, but what she needs is some chicken IS ( Read more... )

Mother: I thought we'd have a nice chicken on the new grill for dinner tonight with a spinach salad.
Wini: What's the vegetarian option?
Mother: Eat (mouths the word "shit").

I'd like to explain those words that I tried to speak the other day. It was supposed to be: "I can't judge you Miss. A body can only judge themselves." I'm going to make it the theme of a painting.

so last night my neighbor's alarm went off at 4 am. And didn't stop going off for half an hour. So i got out of bed and knocked on his door. This accomplished nothing so I walked in and turned on the light. When I got in I saw a man in the bed! It was Manav! This should not have been a surprisee because he lives there, it's just I've only seen ( Read more... )

My mom came to visit me yesterday and it was weird. She picked me up in a car and I didn't even get a hug. She always asks if I lost weight, but I never have. So she's like, I'm hungry, let's get some Mexican. And she never wants Mexican, and I tell her, I'm a vegetarian. And she's like, Let's go to Taco Bell. SHe NEVER listens!! I don't ( Read more... )

I am really sick of school right now. I've been working on this paper for something like an hour, but my brain can't focus. It's May you know, I shouldn't have to write any more papers. My friend Daniel is going to start a band in which he reads Cosmo with a robot voice. Yesterday we chained Daniel to his computer chair because he had to work ( Read more... )

Why is Drew never on AOL anymore? DO you have a life or something? I just gave my brother a little pep talk on how to write research papers over aol. He doesn't have a damn clue. I just tried to spell clue with two o's but then i deleteed and started from scratch. I just miss Drew and want to talk to her, whenver it suits her fancy.

I can not disclose the name of the franchise I went to yesterday, but I can say how much fun I had there. And some interesting anecdotes. It was Kate Randall's birthday and Margaret and I drove 20 miles down a dusty Iowa highway to find Kate the perfect present. The idea for this gift came to me when we were watching American Idol on Tuesday ( Read more... )