HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAXIES!
Wow, I’ma bit far behind aren’t I? The Jaxie Legacy was first posted on the 7th of June 2009, although the legacy officially started on the 6th. So, I’m about twentyone days late for this, but I’ve only just realized, teehee. So, with the first anniversary in mind, I’ve thrown a little something special into this next chapter! - Hope you guys enjoy! (:
Maple: “Please don’t make me age her up, three toddlers are enough.” ):
Cupcake: “Oh psshush! I had five kids, and you’re only having four. Stop whinging!”
I agree with Cupcake, just age her up already.
OH MY GOD, LEROY! D:
So that’s what happens when simbots have a shower…
mental note - don’t do that again.
FIRE AT YE OLDE JAXIE HOUSE! :O
And where’s Toyota? No where to be seen. No doubt he’s cowering in fear in the woods somewhere..
Horrie: “This fire is being difficult - It just keeps spreading and won’t go out!”
Oh well. I never liked Toyota neways. As far as I’m concerned, let it burn (:<
Horrie: “Stupid brother in law leaving his TV on and making more work for me, I think I deserve a little something for my efforts.”
You could have stolen the computer or something, but whatever. It’s not like we have lime trees or anything at home…
Maple: “Taadaa! Now a full adult!” (:
D: hurry up and change your hair, quick before Cupcake sees and gives you some of her balding fruits to eat!
Leroy’s short out distracted me, and so I totally forgot about Billie’s birthday. My bad.
Horrie: -blows horn-
Cupcake: -giggles like schoolgirl- “That looks very suggestive Horrie.. Veeery suggestive.” ;D
:| I have waaay to much of an influence on Cupcake.
Yes, I do realize I spoiled the surprise of Billie as a toddler on the cover, but I just had to show you guys this screenshot, just because Billie is amazing :D It’s odd, neither Horrie or Maple have brown hair, so Billie must be taking after Cupcake :O SCORE!
It was also time for the others’ birthdays too, but rather than bore you with tedious snapshots of cakes and ecetera, I’ll just cut to the point - Here’s Ollie :D
Ollie: “I like this shirt.”
It seems to like you too! (:
Here’s Sampson :D
Sampson: “I like this jacket.”
It seems to like you too! (:
And here’s Sheldon.
Sheldon: “What, no smiley face? And also, I dislike this shirt.”
Well that’s too bad, it looks like something real Sheldon would wear, so you’re wearing it >:)
Cupcake: “Where am I going?”
And now for the fun part, a little Jaxie legacy special… >:)
The one destination I have never been to in World Adventures, yup you read it first, CUPCAKE IS GOING TO FRANCE! :D
[I apologize for the bad editing of this cover, but meh, I got lazy as usual :P]
Cupcake: “Why did you bring me here? This place feel all French like, y’know?”
Well no shit you’re in France. And anyway, I sent you here on this little holiday just because I love you and I needed an excuse to come to France. Neways, we only have 3 days here, so let’s get the most of them and do something already!
Cupcake: “Ooh lookie Nikki, SPARKLE!” :D
Yes, I see it, now let’s pick an adventure.
Cupcake: “I pick… THE SPARKLE!” :D
-sighs- this will be fun.
Cupcake: “Broom broom, I love you Nikki! MOVE FRENCHIES, OR I’LL RUN YOU OVER!” >:D
Oh so now you love me that I got you a little present, despite the fact we’re in France? Typical.
Cupcake: “Well, I don’t like French sims.”
:O RACIST!
Cupcake: “Stairs in the middle of the country side? France is weird.”
It’s a tomb you idiot. I picked an adventure where we have to look for some guy’s work or something. So c’mon, let’s get going.
Cupcake: “Nobody told me tombs would be dark!” D:
Well no shit, you’re underground.
Cupcake: “I think I might just be going…”
No, wait! If you make it to the end, then uh, a rainbow pony grants you a wish!
Cupcake: “Rainbow pony ay?... LET’S DO THIS!” :D
>:)
Cupcake: “You prepared to die, rubble?”
The rubble wasn’t alive to begin with. Quit embarrassing yourself.
Cupcake: “Oooh Nikki, you gotta feel this! Pop your hand through the monitor and feel this wall. It’s like soft and smooth like a baby’s bum, but slimey too, but somehow really luring.” (:
Yeeeeeah, no. I’ll leave you to the wall fondling.
Cupcake: “Well it doesn’t take a genius to see how this works.”
Cupcake: “Hey! Someone, anyone! LET MEE INNN! Please? Preeetty please?”
-headdesk-
o__O Cupcake, I do believe there is a toilet back upstairs if you need one ;D
Cupcake: “Don’t make fun of my puzzle solving!”
>:)
Cupcake: “OOH, SHIINEY!” :D “I’MZ TAKIN DIZ!”
Good, we could use with the extra mullah.
Cupcake: “What’s this?”
Some weird ancient trap thing. You put your hand in it to open a door or find something neat! (:
Cupcake: -___- “This isn’t some kinda sick joke where I put my hand in and there’s a man’s privates inside, is it?”
:O I can’t believe I didn’t think of that! That would have been HILARIOUS! :D
Cupcake: “Um, Nikki, are you sure you didn’t pull that joke I was talking about?”
bahahahaha, nooo! XD
Cupcake: “AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! DEMENTED WORM THINGIES!” D:
I never tire of seeing this reaction (;
Cupcake: “Oh my god, that almost gave me a heart attack! At first, I thought those long worms were -“
Wow, you’re perhaps even more perverted than me! D: keep your sick thoughts to yourself Cupcake!
Cupcake: “I was going to say scorpions?” :S
Aha, whoops, my bad - No one is more perverted than me it seems >:)
Cupcake: “Oh my, poor bloke, the women must have been starving for it, thus why he died of a crushed pelvis.”
[Futurama Reference ;D]
Cupcake: “AHH, Holden’s come back from the grave!” D:
No Cupcake, I don’t think Holden’s nose was that small :P
Cupcake: “Oooh, more stairs! I wonder if this will take me to the loch ness monster!” :D
aye aye aye.
Cupcake: “Y’know, this statue is very misleading.”
How so?
Cupcake: “Real women don’t have anorexic bodies and perky tits, oh no. REAL women have woohoo tattoos like me!” (: -flashes tat-
Real women also don’t have names like Cupcake.
Cupcake: “Yeah.. - HEY! Shuddup!”
>:)
Cupcake: “OH GOD, BEATRICE! The grim took you too soon!” -hysterical sobs-
Cupcake, you didn’t even know her.
Cupcake: -normal again- “Yeah I know, but why I was here, I thought I’d pay my respects.”
-sighs- idiot. Can you just collect the thing surrounded by blue sparkles so we can get out of here?
FrenchFrie: “Since ven did our great city start attracting perverted old ladies?”
Since.. Since… SINCE I SAID SO! :P
SaltedFrenchFrie: “It’s tourvists like these zat stinkh out our fvair countrey.”
Cupcake: “Stick a pie hole in it four eyes before I transfer the stink!”
I love how Cupcake abuses with a great big friendly smile on her face! (:
SaucedFrenchFrie: “Euuvh! Somebody please hide zat thingh in a tent!”
Cupcake: “Permission to bash that French slut?”
Permission Granted.
While in France I thought I’d take advantage of the different types of grapes and buy a nectar maker thingy just in case one day they’d like to try I’d force them to make me some nectar >:)
Cupcake: “Why do I suddenly regret this?”
You’re in France, about to fall into a pond of mysterious pink liquid that for all you know could kill you, so really, I don’t know.
Cupcake: “But you made me!”
True….
And in the last hour of the trip, Cupcake decides to roast some wieners and bell peppers. Ahh, what a good trip this has been.
Cupcake: “Yeah, perhaps for you! You haven’t been exploring dark and dirty tombs, been attacked by worms, been terrorized by French people, or promised a rainbow pony that never came… I WANT MY WISH DAMMIT!” ):<
AND NOW, BACK AT THE JAXIE HOUSE….
Now that Cupcake’s holiday is now over, she’s brought home a new member of the family! Everybody welcome Jiminy the French froggie! :D I’m hoping he will soon become best friends with Shibby the jellyfish! (:
Sampson: “Look at the driver’s orange and blue hoddie! He’s not fooling anyone, we are all well aware he’s batting for the other team!”
Sheldon: “I conquer!”
:| Well it looks as though the boys have developed a bit of an attitude since I’ve been gone. Well the twins at least, I don’t know about Ollie. Where is Ollie anyway?
OH MY GOD, POOR OLLIE! -snuggles through screen!-
As for Horrie, it seems he now has to deal with saving sims from fire! Just look at him with that sexy axe of his (;
Horrie: “I can’t let the fire win! The fire is the enemy. I’ll strip down butt naked before I let the fire take a sim life!”
:O PLEASE DO.
OH EM GEE, CLYDE DIED IN THE FIRE! :O :’(
This can only have one good outcome.
Hoooorrrriiee? What was it you said about stripping down butt naked if a sim is taken by the firee? ;D ;D ;D
Hmm, and it seems since I’ve been gone, Andrea has become a police officer! Maybe she just wanted an excuse to wear that hat seeing as all her hair has fallen out… >:)
Leroy on the other hand is better than ever! He reboot himself after his short out, and-
OMGEEE, LEROY HAS BOOSTER FLYING FEET?
Leroy: “Leroy upgraded himself after short out. Leroy wanted to be more like Astro Boy.”
:O that is SO awesome :D I want some of them now! ):
Oooh goodie! One of Horrie’s fellow firefighters has finally passed! This means another sexy firefighter recruit? :D Let’s hope so!
FireLass: “Not if I have anything to do with it! MWAHAHAHA!” >:D
Oh hunney puhlease! I could take you off the scene like that -snaps fingers- Don’t do anything stupid, cos you know I never liked you, so it’d be my pleasure to see you die a horrible and painful death >:D
Leroy: “Leroy has been working out since miss Cupcake left. Leroy is hoping miss Cupcake will notice.”
… I think Leroy has a little crush on miss Cupcake.
ISN’T IT ADORABLE? :D
It seems that’s not all Leroy has been doing to get Cupcake’s attention - He has also been spending more time with the kids. Billie’s grown quite attached to him it seems! (:
:O And all that hard work has paid off! :O
… I don’t know whether to be horrified or happy. Kissing a robot can NOT be comfortable.
Now time for Billie’s birthday! :D
Notice how this is also the cover page for this chapter? I just happen to adore this screenshot a lot (:
Here’s Billie all grown up. She’s reminding me more and more of Cupcake everyday. She also has rolled the insane trait (: I think the glasses suit her.
Billie: “I think the glasses make me look like an idiot.”
Meh, deal with it.
Now time for another surprise :D
With all the things Cupcake collected from her holiday (the leftover grapes, the money piles, the vases, the nectar, etc.) The household gained a massive $7,000 PLUS another $4,000 of Cupcake’s weekly royalty salary for her novels. With all this cash, I’ve decided to give the house a bit of an upgrade! :D Firstly, here’s the upgraded kitchen + enterance. Notice the small shrine to Horrie including the award he won for saving the lives of 2 sims…
Next is the very slightly modified living room (trust me, the best is yet to be seen! :D)
Here’s Horrie + Maple’s updated bedroom… (best is still coming! :D)
(Now the good stuff!) The twins’ bedroom, complete with Shibby and Jiminy. And last but not least, my favourite room in the house…
BILLIE’S BEDROOM! :D I’m not sure why I like this room so much, perhaps it’s the colours, but either way I reaaaaally likes it! (:
Here’s one last look at the house, a bird’s eye overview. I don’t think the Jaxies in all five generations have EVER had such a big and beautiful house, so I’m extremely pleased and proud of this! :D
Now, back on with the Legacy..
Sampson and Horrie are really tight. Considering the Jaxie’s bad record of family members not even communicating, I’m pleased that for once we have a bestfriendship within family members! :D
Ollie: “I’ve just had the most amazing idea! Maybe if I start talking with a French accent and wear this Eiffel tower shirt, Grandma will take me on a trip to France!” :D
Yeah good luck with that kid. I don’t think that will work.
Ollie: “I think it will!” (:
Alright fine! If you promise to speak with a French accent until you become an adult, I’ll take you on a holiday! - Deal?
Ollie: “OMGEEZ, DEAL!” :D
Leroy: “Leroy is having a robostroke! Leroy is commencing short out mode!”
I had absolutely nothing to do with this this time! I’m actually not so devastated though. I’m hoping this time Leroy will reboot and upgrade with wings! :D
Billie: “Mwahahahaa, toxic chemicals will make the monkey’s hair fall out, then he won’t be laughing at me, I shall be the one doing all the laughing! MWAHAHAHA!”
Ollie: “Oh, move out of zee vay!”
I have a feeling this generation is going to be veeeeery interesting (:<
After what feels like months of waiting, Maple is finally going back to work! :D
Maple: “I can’t believe you’re making me do this.”
You’ll thank me when you get a promotion (:
Ooooha, it’s the new fire recruit! :D
Well, hello there sexy ;D
Hey, legacy creators - Jeeeeeaaaalous much? >:)
That’s right, sleep my pretty -strokes Horrie through screen- :D
OHEMMGEE, ATTACK OF THE ANGRY GNOMES!
Good thing Horrie got all that beauty sleep ;D
:O Run Horrie, RUNNNN! He’s about a explode! D:
Save yourself and your sexiness!
ScardeyCat: “The gnome’s about to poop all over my lawn, somebody DO SOMETHING!?!”
Why don’t you do something? There’s no way in hell I’m letting my Horrie get smothered in gnome poop!
Horrie: “I was promoted for my excellence in gnome handling.” (:
Horrie is now the chief of the Fire Department. I have never been so proud (‘:
Maple: “I got promoted.”
So? Horrie got a bigger and better promotion! :)
Maple: “I thought you said I’d be thanking you.”
No need to thank me, I live to give :)!
Maple: -rolls eyes-
And I end this chapter with a screenshot of Horrie’s glorious new award for saving the city of Sunset Valley from the angry gnome attack. I’m so proud :’)
Anyways, that was quite a long chapter wasn’t it? Well, it was for me to write anyways. It was about 10 pages on Microsoft Word to write, teehee. Anyway guys, I hope you enjoyed, and here are some REAL things to think about for once:
- Will Ollie seriously keep up with his French accent pact?
- Will we witness the ghost of Clyde?
- Will Billie proceed with her evil plot against the monkey? And
- Will the gnomes return for another attack?
Well until next time guys! xx - nikki; [nikkstarrr11] :D