The Jaxie Legacy, Generation 4 Part 3

May 31, 2010 15:09

Heeeey loveys, and how is everyone? hopefully well.

welcome back to another good ol’ chapter of the jaxie legacy - and yes, by me posting this chapter, it confirms I’ll be sticking with the jaxies despite their ugliness, although I do have one or two swift tricks up my sleeve…
anyway, my exams are pretty much happening right now -yaaay! :/- so that means I’ll be doing less simming… NOT. There’s no way my stupid examinations can get in the way of my simming, seeing as I only have 2 and all my mates have like, 5 -snickers- >:D so that means I basically have a week at home to play around with cos I don’t need to go to school the days I don’t have exams - WOOT! And so anyway, on that note, let’s start off this chapter, shall we?

WARNING: Naughty stuff in ere, better make sure your old enough to handle it, but not too old and have a heart attack over it, yeah? We don't want no un necessary deaths unless it's Holdens... ;D







Yup, it only JUST occurred to me that I haven’t even let you guys know Cupcake & Holden’s traits and favourites - Silly me! Here they are just in case you’re interested (;





aaah, family bonding..
Holden: “Can Millie say uranus?”
Millie: “Urwanus!” :D
Holden: “That’s my girl!” (:
Noo, that’s MY girl :D :D



Andrea: “Grilled Cheese! NOMNOMNOM!”
Better slow down there kiddo, all that cheese will get stuck in your braces!
- Yupp, Andy’s got braces now ;D



Cupcake: -sighs- “I’m so over parenting.”
Weeeell, you better get yourself back into it, you’re not done yet!
Cupcake: “Awwh, maan!”
>:)



ehehehehehe! -sings- Holden likes to wear, orange underwear!
Holden: “Oh noez! I burnt me waffles…” ):
XD FAAAAAIL!



Cupcake: “Awwwh, who’s mummy’s favourite girl? Who’s mummy’s favourite?” Aren’t you by far the prettiest if baby girl ever? No questions asked, you are DEFINETLY mummy’s favourite!”



Andrea: -coughs-
Cupcake: “Oh, shit, uh, aren’t you ONE of mummy’s many favourite girls, who are all equally pretty and, and aweeesome?”



Andrea: “Too late, the damage is done.”
Cupcake: “Oh gee, thanks for telling me she was coming Nikki!”
Hey! Don’t drag me into this! It’s not my fault I like to cause family disputes >:)



Run Forest, ruuuuuuun!
Holden: “What?!”
Well, you look like him, so, makes sense.
Holden: “Ihatechu!” )’:
IhatechuMORE! (:
Holden: “No you don’t”
Uh yes, I do. I don’t think ANYONE could EVER hate anyone as much as I hate you right now! You and your stupid flamingo nose >:(
Holden: “But, but my nose isn’t my fault! It’s genetic!”
IT BETTER NOT BE, OR ELSE I’M COMING AFTER YOU HOLDEN, NO JOKE!
Holden: D:



Cupcake’s growing up! [To a full adult I mean]



Cupcake: “AAAH GO BIRTHDAY CAKE, WHOOT!
Some things never change (:



Holden: “Awh, I love you Vivian*.”
Millie: -mutters- “Stooped babeh! Not wonce did daddey spend twime wiff me wen I was a bwaby! I’m ovah here pwaying mowzart and he still dwoesn’t care!”
Mwahaha, sibling rivalry -ILOVESIT. >:)
- The new baby’s name is Vivian btw (;



Andrea: “Now, how shall I start this letter?”
Watcha dooooooin?
Andrea: “Homework, what does it look like?”
What’s the assignment?
Andrea: “You have to write a letter to the mayor of Sunset Valley… Now quiet! I’m trying to concerntrate!”



Dear Mr. Mayor,

By now I’d assume you know who I am, as I’m sure you have received my numerous threats to the system, yes? So now, I shall outline my demands that must be completed IN FULL, before sunset tonight, or Sunset Valley truly will disappear into the sunset.
- First, I would like the key to the city. There are no back ups to be made, I shall have the only key in my possession, that under no circumstances can be taken away from me.
- Secondly, my family must die ‘accidentally’ in a tragic fire incident that will take place at midday today at city hall. If any of them are to remain alive, you will not.
- And lastly, 500,000,000 simoleans in cash, signed papers allowing me to run the city, and 200 lollipops to torment the injured kids in the children’s ward at the hospital.
I trust you understand what is at stake here and take it VERY seriously, as this is far from a joke. Leave the money, lollipops, death certificates, signed papers and key to the city in a sealed box at the bottom of the cemetery lake by no later than 5pm tonight. You will deliver this alone. If anything or anyone gets in the way of these negociations, they will be taken out painfully. Understood?

Reguards, The KandyKaneKrim.

P.S - I changed my mind. Make it 400 lollipops - There’s no reason to go easy on the kids just because they are crippled.

… Andy scares me… A lot… D:



Holden: “Erhhhhhh…. Question mark?!”
… retard.



Holden: “What?! I’M AGING?! Why no birthday party?” ):
I thought I made it pretty clear how much I hate you...



Holden: “Ohh yuss! I’m so hawt! I put the ‘sex’ in sexy!” ;D
Ew. No. You don’t. Your ugly, get a clue.



Andrea: “Either dad sat in something red or he just got his period!”
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD



Let me guess… Coffee?
Vivian: “Nooo, vodkahh!” :DD
:/… Cupcake’s a bad mum…
- LOL jks, she’s an awesome mum! ;D



Millie: “How much dwo youw bet I can frow this bwock and hit mummy’s hwead?”
Vivian: “Youw’re on!”
Hit her, hit her I say! (:<



Oh gawdsh, now to the part that you’ve been waiting for. Seriously, cover your eyes, or at least put on some sunnies or something, we don’t want your eyes to burn out from the stench of utter ugliness!



-screams like she’s being murdered-
I told you it was bad! Don’t tell me I didn’t warn you!

Andrea: “… Am I sexy?”
:| hell to the no.



Andrea: “Why couldn’t you let me keep mum’s hair? Whhyyy?”
Because I don’t want it too look like someone gorgeous like Cupcake is even slightly related to a deformed roadkill bird like you.



Now it’s Millie’s birthdaaay! - Yeah, so I’m aging her up early. Bad Nikki. Oh well. Curiousity got the better of me.



Millie: “Am I pretty? Am I pretty? Please just tell me I’m prettier than Andrea and I will be happy!” (:
You’re prettier than Andrea.
Millie: “YAAAAAAAY!” :D
… But only by a little bit D:



I think Millsy looks much pertier with her CC hair, don’t you think? (:



Now Vivian’s time to age up! :D [no, I didn’t age her up early, just nothing seemed to happen for a few days there worth catching on camera]



-shudders- Apart from that nose [I’M COMING AFTER YOU HOLDEN!] she’s actually a little better than I expected her to be.



And again, she looks waaaaay better with CC if I do say so myself (:



Holden: “I can’t believe your making me clean this, again!”
Cupcake: “Yup, well that’s just the beginning for you, wrecking my children’s noses. Now, I expect to see my face in that toilet water by the time I get back here!”
Holden: “But, that’s impossible!”
Cupcake: “Nothing’s impossible now scrub, scrub I say!” >:)
Cupcake is totally in with me on getting revenge on Holden. I must say, I’m enjoying seeing this more evil side of her! (:<



Oh typical, she’s pregnant, AGAIN.
Now it’s serious. From now on, no sex under this roof. Seriously!


Cupcake: “Hey, so I’m thinking of feeding your father to my bestfriend, Toby the dragon. You in?
Andrea: “Hells yes!” I love all this evilness against Holden, MWAHA! >:D



Cupcake: “No Holden, I told you! No sex! Keep your Holden away from me, kay?”
It’s funny how men just can’t accept no for an answer (;



POOL DAY! :D 3 out of 5 rolled the want to go swimming, so I thought ‘meh.’



Ah, Holden - You have the entire package. A six pack, a Holden to die for (according to your boss ;D) and well, that’s it, but too bad that nose ruined everything for you!
Holden: “Leave my bosses’ Holden out of it! He’s really self conscious about it cos it’s a second hand.”
OOFT! ;D



OMG, this guy looks like that sexy guy from Glee with the mowhawk (before he shaved it of course) - Ahahaha, his name is VJ. Am I the only one that thinks that sounds extremely perverted and suggestive? ;DDD



Oh look, it’s mrs. Crumblebum - She’s so hot. ;P



Millie: “Now, if I can get this block onto the pile, I will be ready to take on the challenge of hitting daddy’s enormous nose!”
And hopefully it falls off so we will never have to see it again! (:



Oooh look, a burglar! D:
… A pretty sexy burglar too, don’t cha think?
Hey burglar? Would you be interested murdering my heir’s spouse and mating with her to make sexylicious babies? (;
Burglie: “….Maaaaybe.”
:O -squeee!-



Burglie: “Ahh yes, my sack is now full. I shall be off!”
Wait burglie, come back! There’s plenty more room left in MY sack ;DDD



YAY! OMG, Clyde you’re here for this birth! :D We missed you last time ):
Clyde: “Awh heh heh, yeah. I was at a seminar for goo smell addicts.”
Well good for you! Although, it obviously didn’t go to well ay?



Clyde: “No, it didn’t! But I can’t help it! I JUST CAN’T STAY AWWAAAY!” D’:
Poor Clyde… Imagine how much better off Gen 1 would have been if Clyde had been suffering with these issues back then ;D



And for the first time this gen, we gotsa baby with a peeeneeeeis! :D Guys and gals, meet Toyota Jaxie (bahahaha, I just couldn’t help myself! XD) So far he is a disciplined genius (:



Holden: “What? Cupcake had a baby?!”
Jeez get with the times ugzilla! - And just for the record, your face looks a lot nicer like that, so stay there for a while.
Holden: “Why?”
So then maybe the winds will change and it will stay that way (:



Awwwwhz, Andrea’s such a sweet big sister! (:
Andrea: “That’s it, suck my little one, and one day, one day you will be my loyal minion, and together, we can rule the world!” >:)
I TAKE IT BACK! Andrea’s bad to the bone!... And I like it (;



Holden: “OH MY GOD VIVIAN, YOU’RE SICK, SICK!”
:O What, what did I miss?
Vivian: -sighs- “I was sitting here doing my homework when an internet pop up opened for some sort of porn they make for senior’s.”
Suuuuure it was a pop up ;D
Vivian: “Like, EW! You’re so perverted!”
You know you love it (;



Whoa… Has anyone seen Sunset Valley this gloomy before? Seriously EA, hurry up and invent The Sims 3 seasons for crying out loud! >:(



Oooh, time for Millie’s birthday! - Let’s see the damage here, shall we?



-chokes on air- She’s like a twin of Andrea!!!!
… And why is it that they’ve both grown up into the Cupcake hair?



Here’s Millie after her makeover. She’s just acceptable. JUST.



>________> I think my game has a jinx for bad noses. I bet EA put a patch in for genetically atrocious noses in the last game update it forced me to download.



rubystone77  has the most amazing ideas, hence,  why I've decided to go ahead and mate Cupcake with some probably unwilling townie that doesn't know better. Everyone knows Connor Frio I’m sure, well he’s gonna be the baby daddy for our last baby this generation - DRAMATIC MUCH?!?! :O >:D



And finally, Vivi’s birthday, the last one we’ve all been waiting for.
Vivian: “Hmmm, I wish to be the pretty sibling!”
Hah, let’s hope so, but my fingers aren’t crossed. It’s more likely you’ll look like a mentally retarded chimpanzee like your sisters D:



GRH, WHAT IS IT WITH THESE GENETICS?! )’:
And seriously, what is it with that HAIR?! That’s pissing me off now.



Wow. She looks considerably better after a makeover ay?



-sings- Connor n Cupcake, sitting in a tree bed, k-i-s-s-i-n-g -h-u-m-p-i-n-g! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage! (;



Ooh, look who ages up without me noticing! Here’s little Toyota (:
BROOM BROOM ;DD



Maid: “WHORE!”
Cupcake: “SLUT!”
I have no idea how this started, but I’m keen to see how it ends! :D


Cupcake: “Does he even realize I’m pregnant even though we haven’t done it in ages?”
Funnily enough, NOPE! XD


Cupcake: “I’m in labor, and he still hasn’t noticed!”
LMAO! Holden is one dumb shit ;D



And, here’s the final baby this generation (and most likely the heir if she’s pretty), Maple Jaxie. So far she is good and excitable. I can’t wait to see her age up! :D And so anyway, here’s some things to pretend to care about until next chapter:

- Will Maple be gorgeous like the other kids? -snorts-
- Will Holden even notice there’s another kid in the house?
- How will I complete my revenge plot against Holden? Mwahahaha!  [SUBMIT SUGGESTIONS >:D]
Thanks for reading guys! Hope you liked, and comments always appreciated!
- nikki; (nikkstarrr11)

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