Fic: Not the Maltese Falcon

[nikki4noo]

Title: Not the Maltese Falcon
Betas: Many thanks to lesserpanda and selinamoonfire for the little spit and polish they gave this.
Rating: R
Word Count: 1,850
Pairings/Characters: Kirk/McCoy
Warnings: First person pov (it's Noir!), mentions of homophobia within a historical context
Disclaimer: Not mine, dammit!

Summary: Leonard McCoy stood outside the door, fighting a

Comments

[tiedye_ragdoll]

Raawwr, Bones likes 'em Hot and so do I. can Haz moar??

I have no doubt Jim is all...

[nikki4noo]

well...if I don't then you can make this story look really popular with lots of comments :D

I need a "I haz a cunning plan" icon, so this one shall do in the meantime. Seriously I don't have enough!

starting it off

[tiedye_ragdoll]

Yano, I think this story deserves more comments, along the vein of

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIKKI

gosh, i hope this works

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS/WAS THE BEST BIRTHDAY THUS FAR

Re: starting it off

[nikki4noo]

Okay, I wuvs you long timez :D

Thank god no one came in the front door at work cause the spinklez made me lol for realzies and then the rest.

I like the puddy tats idea of my age.

I've decided that I'm 18 again, so the past 20 years never happened.

[bandearg_rois]

Well, I'm going to make this your birthday post, and say HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I read this on the comm at first, and it was amazing then, and just as amazing now!

[nikki4noo]

What's a birthday without some presents and I decided to give a present to others :D

Thank you very much!

[bandearg_rois]

I think you've started a new tradition! This gives me evil ideas for my own birthday next month lol.

[pomme_noir]

I enjoyed this. I wouldn't mind seeing more of this verse.

P.S.
Happy Birthday!

[nikki4noo]

I think I would like to write some more, but I have lots of others to finish first! At least getting it out there means that people can badger me about writing more in this verse and I have some ideas for it, going back to the start of the pair of them first meeting. :D

Thank you!

[kilala10]

Heck Yessssssssss~

[nikki4noo]

Hee! :D

[horseheadnebula]

Oh wow, a Bogart-moment! Love it!!!
And a happy birthday to you, may you get what you need. ;)

[nikki4noo]

My own Jim & Bones? Oh how I wish :D

Glad you liked it, it was such fun to write Noir and I don't think the muse for this one is shutting up anytime soon. :p