Post-it notes 1
Title: Post-it notes
Pairings: HanChul, SiMin, qmi, Eunhae if you squint.
Genre: crack
Warnings: none really, except for possible grammar-errors and weird Chinese phrases.
Summary: Basically a fic where Super Junior is having conversations with each other and leaving messages to each other through post-it notes on the fridge-door or something.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but ridiculous crack-ideas.
Someone buy some bread!
/Teukkie
Done hyung!
/Wookie
Chul, Chinaman called.
/Yesungie
Teukkie! Where's my
danceshoes? D:
/Hyukkie
Where you put them last
time you used them? :D
/Teukkie
Maybe the aliens took
them?
/Hae
Very funny Hae.
/Hyukkie
They're under the couch in
the living room Hyukkie.
/Danhobak
What the fuck were they
doing there?
/Heenim
Dunno :D
/Hyuk
We're out of milk. Again.
Hyuk, we're not buying
stawberrymilk this
time since you're not
sharing :/
/Danhobak
Minnie, did you STEAL my
pink slippers?
/Heenim
….no.
/Danhobak
GIVE THEM BACK OR I'LL
SHAVE OFF YOUR HAIR IN YOUR SLEEP!
/Heedictator
Chinaman called again.
Heenim, why don't you just call him?
/Game-Kyu
I'LL CALL HIM WHENEVER I
FUCKING WANT TO.
/Heenim
Alright alright, just calm
down.
/Kyu
Buy milk. I'll be back
late tonight so remember to go to bed early!
No snacks for you Hyukkie!
And Yesung, I fed your
turtles. : )
/Teukkie
Kyu, call MiMi.
/Hae
I'm going to church.
I'll be back by lunch.
/Siwon
Take me out for lunch? : )
/Danhobak
I'm out shopping.
Don't bother calling Teukkie.
Kyu, Seasoning called.
Call him or
I'm confiscating your
computer.
/Heedictator
You don't have the
authority to do that.
/Game-Kyu
But I have >:D
/Leader
You wouldn't.
/Game-Kyu
I so would.
/Leader
Who's cooking tonight?
/Donggeuri Dong Dong
I'm not cooking. And
neither is Kyuhyun.
/Heenim
Can you even cook hyung?
/Hae
Oh, shut up you!
/Heedictator
<3
/Hae
Food's in the fridge.
You'll have to heat it
yourself,
I have schedules.
/Wookie
Thanks Wookie <3
/Danhobak
Message to Kyu:
”Kui Xian, why don't you
ever call me?
/Gentleman Mimi”
Stop playing Starcraft and
call him!
/Heedictator
Teukkie, can we buy
strawberries?
/Hyuk
No
/Leader
You're a meanie.
/Hyuk
Love you too.
/Leader
Hi guys!
/Yunho
WHO LET HIM IN?
/Teukkie
I did.
/Heenim
WHY?
/Teukkie
Why the hell not?
/Heenim
Message from Hankyung to
Heechul:
”我想念你的声音。我爱你。
/韩庚”
Aww, that's so sweet hyung.
/Siwon
What the hell? I don't speak Chinese you idiot
horse.
Translate it.
/Heenim
It means something like ”I miss your voice. I
love you.”
/Siwon
Aww, that's so sweet!
/Danhobak
It sure is.
/Siwon
Why are you never that romantic with me, Siwon?
/Danhobak
I can be very romantic!
/Siwon
Prove it.
/Danhobak
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READ PLEASE:
This 'fanfic' doesn't even make sense. I just wrote some crack-ish drabble fanfic something just for the heck of it.
And I always write post-it notes to myself. It's very convenient.
I'm well aware that this fic is by no means realistic. But yeah. Crack is crack.
I can do whatever I want, moahahahahahaha
And on a side note: I dunno if the Chinese in this fanfic is correct. I found it on ze interwebs. If it's wrong, then well... it's wrong and I allow people to laugh at it since I don't speak much Chinese at all. kekekekeke.
This fanfic comes in several parts when I feel like posting.