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nihilistic_kid

More on the cover thing

Jul 22, 2009 12:46

Btw, if you're a progressive woman and found this bit of cover art ridiculous?

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panghule July 23 2009, 01:32:05 UTC

Oh, dear god, BoobFail has reached the Harlan Ellison board:

HARLAN ELLISON ( ... )

nihilistic_kid July 23 2009, 01:37:43 UTC

Did Ellison rate the merboobs at two or three handfuls?

panghule July 23 2009, 01:46:32 UTC

Okay, someone with Photoshop needs to paste this onto the Busty Mermaid ASAP:

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Harlan Ellison's Starlust jonnybeware July 24 2009, 13:15:23 UTC

All these controversies will be explained by Harlan in his upcoming autobiography, BEE-YATCH ON THE ROAD FROM PAINESVILLE: MY LIFE AS A MULTIPLE AWARD-WINNING AFRICAN-AMERICAN JEWISH WOMAN/MAN. The book was listed as forthcoming at the front of AGAIN, DANGEROUS VISIONS and should be out sometime immediately after the release of LAST DANGEROUS VISIONS VOL. 1: STORIES BY WRITERS WHO ARE STILL ALIVE. The latter release will be a 60-page chapbook.

sinboy July 23 2009, 02:19:41 UTC

I have been as patient with this "sexism" shit, stemming from one bit of fan gossip, as I care to be. I would be grateful if anyone can tag these mouth-breathers by name for me.

And what's he gonna do, exactly? Man has no clout anymore.

vee_ecks July 23 2009, 09:56:34 UTC

He'll grab your tits and do a little Jerry Lewis thing and then jump in your lap and suck your thumb.

Don't trivialize that shit. It's all he's got.

ktempest July 23 2009, 12:05:53 UTC

Harlan is under the impression that he's scary or something. Like, if Harlan says "everyone on the internet, hate these people!" anyone beyond the group of people who care to navigate his antiquated messaging system is going to take much notice.

Nostalgia marlowe1 July 23 2009, 17:50:22 UTC

Yeah. Remember when we actually DID hate the things that Harlan Ellison hated? I remember having a growling resentment towards Shatner and Roddenberry for years because they fucked with his script.

And then I saw him bitching about Lee Cobb doing the same thing with an incredibly mediocre tv script he wrote for The Young Lawyers (Glass Teat) and all I could think was "Holden Caulfield was 17. What's Harlan's excuse?"

marlowe1 July 23 2009, 17:48:25 UTC

Can I put my name in the hat?

Just as long as you mention Teddy Bear Cannibal Massacre - the book I edited.

jenlight July 23 2009, 02:31:17 UTC

Ooooh fun! Can I get a link to that by chance? I'm fat, ugly, have nipples and am bored.

nihilistic_kid July 23 2009, 02:32:15 UTC

http://harlanellison.com/heboard/unca.htm

It's like an old web-based guestbook. Most recent comments up top, no individual URLs for specific messages.

jenlight July 23 2009, 02:37:36 UTC

Yay! Thanks

agrumer July 23 2009, 04:29:45 UTC

Oh, holy fuck! It has animated dancing hamsters!

vee_ecks July 23 2009, 10:14:55 UTC

Yeah, I know. Amazing.

rimrunner July 23 2009, 17:54:09 UTC

Wow, that takes me back.

...to about 1998.

dhole July 23 2009, 05:46:22 UTC

But . . . Phoenicians . . . weren't neolithic. Also, they're not noted for particularly tit centered sculpture.

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