Thanks you guys who said I am not ugly a couple of posts back. I am too shy about receiving compliments to actually respond to them, but they made me feel pretty great
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Well for the record lol at least you are not going to be stuck on a plane for the whole seven hours. That isss the combined total of the first flight, however long your layover is, and then the next flight. So uhhh lol I HOPE THAT IS A GOOD THING??? I DON'T KNOW YOUR FEELINGS ON THIS
PS I MEANT TO ASK YOU, WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE JUST ME PICK YOU UP AT THE AIRPORT OR ME AND MY MOM OR WHAT? BECAUSE LOL I KIND OF DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO ONCE I'M AT THE AIRPORT. I KNOW HOW TO GET THERE BUT LOL I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE I AM SUPPOSED TO PARK. NO I KIND OF DO. KIND OF. IF YOU WANT IT TO BE JUST ME I WILL FIGURE IT OUT
unnghhhhghh lol i am indifferent, plane or airport, it is all pretty terrible and boring i will just have to uh fuckin ugh
JUST YOU BBE LOL I FEEL VERY AWKWARD ABOUT MEETING PEOPLE I KNOW AT THE AIRPORT, I DON'T NEED A STRANGER I'M TRYING TO IMPRESS THROWN INTO THE MIX LOLOLLOLOLOLOL HOW ANNOYING, I AM INSISTING ALL THESE THINGS JUST SO I CAN FEEL LESS AWKWARD WHEN I GET THERE BUT I WANNA SEE YOU DRIVIN AND I WANT TO BE ABLE TO HUG YOU WHEN I SEE YOU WITHOUT FEELIN EYES ON ME AND SHIT YOU KNOW WHAT I SAYIN
;; you can do it bbe if i could've gotten you a better flight i would've but. that is all there was :c you can do ittt just think what you are going to get to see/do when it's over, just think
LOLLOLOLOL NO I UNDERSTAND. I WILL HAVE TO INSIST ON THESE THINGS WITH MY PARENTS LOL. I AM SURE MY DAD WILL NOT GIVE MUCH OF A DAMN. MY MOM WAS RAISED ON LIKE. ETIQUETTE OR SOME SHIT SO SHE WILL BE A TEEEENY BIT HARDER TO CONVINCE BUT LOL IT WILL BE FINE. TTLY FINE. YOU WILL GET TO SEE ME DRIVIN PLENTY BBE. MFIN PLENTY I WILL DRIVE YOU EVERYWHERE LOL ARE WE GOING TO MAKE A BIG GAY SCENE AT THE AIRPORT THESE POOR NORFOLK PEOPLE, THEY WILL BE LIKE >:0 WHAT IS THIS, THERE ARE CHILDREN ABOUT, YOU SUCCUBI THEY CAN JUST GO AHEAD AND SUCK MY DICK
No, don't sleep. Sleeping is for chumps. Think of it like this. You have an entire plane of people, that have to be with you for hours. No matter what they do! They can't escape. And if they do, they die.
For example, use your new found wealth to buy a portable DVD player with speakers. Nice big screen. Then burn a DVD(s) of all the plane crash scenes in movies. Hell, get clips from the news even. Then, sitting in the aisle seat, start to play it, making sure as many people can see the screen as possible. Nice and loud to so everyone hears the explosions.
Bonus points if someone cries. Double bonus if they're under 13
You tell her you're just educating the young. And that only a dirty communist would ever hinder education. Make sure to add in some demoralizing Communism quotes. Like "Death is a preferable alternative to communism" or "Democracy is non-negotiable." Yeah. That'll show those damn commy stewardess'
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PS I MEANT TO ASK YOU, WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE JUST ME PICK YOU UP AT THE AIRPORT OR ME AND MY MOM OR WHAT? BECAUSE LOL I KIND OF DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO ONCE I'M AT THE AIRPORT. I KNOW HOW TO GET THERE BUT LOL I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE I AM SUPPOSED TO PARK. NO I KIND OF DO. KIND OF. IF YOU WANT IT TO BE JUST ME I WILL FIGURE IT OUT
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i will just have to
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fuckin
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JUST YOU BBE LOL I FEEL VERY AWKWARD ABOUT MEETING PEOPLE I KNOW AT THE AIRPORT, I DON'T NEED A STRANGER I'M TRYING TO IMPRESS THROWN INTO THE MIX
LOLOLLOLOLOLOL HOW ANNOYING, I AM INSISTING ALL THESE THINGS JUST SO I CAN FEEL LESS AWKWARD WHEN I GET THERE
BUT I WANNA SEE YOU DRIVIN AND I WANT TO BE ABLE TO HUG YOU WHEN I SEE YOU WITHOUT FEELIN EYES ON ME AND SHIT
YOU KNOW WHAT I SAYIN
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if i could've gotten you a better flight i would've but. that is all there was :c
you can do ittt
just think what you are going to get to see/do when it's over, just think
LOLLOLOLOL NO I UNDERSTAND. I WILL HAVE TO INSIST ON THESE THINGS WITH MY PARENTS LOL. I AM SURE MY DAD WILL NOT GIVE MUCH OF A DAMN. MY MOM WAS RAISED ON LIKE. ETIQUETTE OR SOME SHIT SO SHE WILL BE A TEEEENY BIT HARDER TO CONVINCE BUT LOL IT WILL BE FINE. TTLY FINE.
YOU WILL GET TO SEE ME DRIVIN PLENTY BBE. MFIN PLENTY
I WILL DRIVE YOU EVERYWHERE
LOL ARE WE GOING TO MAKE A BIG GAY SCENE AT THE AIRPORT
THESE POOR NORFOLK PEOPLE, THEY WILL BE LIKE >:0 WHAT IS THIS, THERE ARE CHILDREN ABOUT, YOU SUCCUBI
THEY CAN JUST GO AHEAD AND SUCK MY DICK
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For example, use your new found wealth to buy a portable DVD player with speakers. Nice big screen. Then burn a DVD(s) of all the plane crash scenes in movies. Hell, get clips from the news even. Then, sitting in the aisle seat, start to play it, making sure as many people can see the screen as possible. Nice and loud to so everyone hears the explosions.
Bonus points if someone cries. Double bonus if they're under 13
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