What Now, Bitches?

Aug 21, 2006 23:47

I finished the Odyssey! And the journal! Ahahahah!

I feel so special.

By the end of that book, I just wanted it to end with:

"And then everyone died. Everyone. The End." Like Hamlet.

Next:
- start finish my math hw
- write a college letter about just how special I am
- review history notes
- panic

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celticpickle September 14 2006, 07:50:08 UTC
"And then everyone died. Everyone. The End." Like Hamlet.

LOL. You win teh intarwebs, bitch.

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nightmer September 14 2006, 08:13:59 UTC
Yep!

Internetz: ZOMG!
Me: Pwned, n00b! LOL.

Alternate ending: "And then Zeus said, 'holy shit, are you people whiny. I'm gonna give you something to whine about.' And then Odysseus, Penelope, Laertes, Telemakhos, and even Athena, got cancer and died. And there was much rejoicing (and feasting). The Total and Final End of a Total Waste of Time."

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nightmer September 14 2006, 08:15:48 UTC
Fun Fact: LJ Spellcheck thinks "Telemakhos" should be "Telemarketers." I sorta like that better.

It also thinks "internetz" is not a word. ZOMGWTFBBQ! n00bs.

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celticpickle September 15 2006, 03:58:17 UTC
Telemakhos: "I wonder if I sold some of Dad's loinclothes, people would tell me where he is?"

*Athena is his first successful call*

Aaaand that was lame.

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smallmangyfu November 2 2011, 19:35:02 UTC
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