Happy birthday, you. Yeah, you. And Peter the fucking Great.

Wait. Imladris blew up?

Fucking bastards*calms down a bit* Mike. My sister got fucking kidnapped and I LOVE MY FAMILY and I am not going to let this happen to her and I have weapons! and I am going to go save her will you come with me because I hate leaving you in this stupid fucking forest and GRRRRRRR ( Read more... )

Yay, Chomsky is back and she gave me gorditas which are really only fake Mexican foods but it's ok because I know I'm really worth more than a fake food, right? But anyway I gave her cesium and now she can blow up her own little part of Middle-earth and I'm so happy! *hugs Mike and Yavanna*

Let's celebrate!

Ooh, and a new arrival. :)

I guess Mike is trying to bring you back. I mean, it's really sad watching him devotedly drag your dead body along behind us, even if the dirt and leaves are kind of getting in your hair and everything. Maybe I should have brought a cart or something, or learned how to fly. But unfortunately that didn't happen, so I'd just like to say: I miss you, ( Read more... )

*Nienor makes her way through the forest, retracing her steps from the earlier journey that led to Rivendell, Far Harad, and eventually to Celemanwë and cesium and Elladan's arm sitting next to him, providing a disgusting mental image. Her travels are generally cheerful like that, in a sadistic sort of way ( Read more... )

MIKE IS BACK YAYAYAY!

Gríma, can Túrin and I kill you?

*mun goes off to do birthday-ish stuff and write a ficlet based on the greatest slash pairing ever--see last entry. woohoo*

Tobold Hornblower + Manwë Sulimo ( Read more... )

I have decided that I can no longer fight my destiny.

I have embraced my Inner Evil. In a healthy and completely not kinky way.

Therefore I must...kill something. Any suggestions?

*looks around*

Monumental Events in the life of Nienor

I am born

I propose that Faramir fuck his brother well before incest became the thing to do in ME

The musical classic "Blow My Horn"

Gollum/Théo action

The saga fucking begins

Yay

I become Stewardess of Sporkdor

I acquire Heard and McDonald Islands (including Shag Island)

I get the Mordor Pizza ( Read more... )

I seem to have used Toby's weed to smoke myself out of canon...and not only that, but back into my own body. Hurrah.

Everyone go vote him?

Also, please consider coming to my mun Kyra's birthday open mic at butterbur's! Or you could just send a present (like a paid account).

Ahem.

Anyway.