Chances of death by tea cosy: One in 200 billion

[nicwhite86]

Still at Wesleyan University doing crazy college things. There have been several parties including one involving a FIRE TRUCK, mountains of free low-quality burgers (take heed, Curtin, charging $2 for sausages no longer looks like a good deal), a Christian Bale movie 10 times more awesome than Batman, long conversations with countless people,

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[stawberi]

I never asserted it was 10am. You're a wuss for not being up at 7am though.

[frostlight1]

Actually, I bet the chances of death by tea-cosy are much higher than that. Apparently 11 people died in Britain alone a few years ago from putting on their socks (I really did read this, in a magazine with odd death statistics). If that can happen, there are bound to be a few tea-cosy deaths somewhere in the world, too.

[flyslip]

Ah... all has become clear! Sorta. :)

I used to know a few people in Middletown, myself. And aren't American supermarkets such FUN?